HeeleyBridge

My car went in to have some body repairs done and I was given a curtsee car. A Fiat 500. It like driving around in a testecal !

Man Flu urgh.

Well just won a tenner on correctly guessing the ethnicity of the publicly auditioned Top Gear presenter. In fact the whole line up is so ethnically diverse it's Auntie gone mad!

Dashing through the snow in a one-granda plastic sleigh.

For Snappers, The Snap

Well done chaps - you know who you are!

will be inserting a knob or two into Sarah Siddons later....

i am never drinking again till tomorrow

What is the advantage of this banana?

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

DAmnable arthritis

Successful experimentation with lighting effects to create a model thunderstorm.

Take this hammer, give it to the Captain. Tell him I went home!

It's half past 4 and it is not dark.....yea.

Is enjoying the view of BANES council wasting even more of his council tax on "road improvements". Thanks guys!

Knobs

Take this hammer, give it to the Captain. Tell him I went home!

Too many projects and ideas - what to do next?

Is enjoying the view of BANES council wasting even more of his council tax on "road improvements". Thanks guys!

According to the ingredients on the cheese I've just eaten....cheese contains milk..... no sh*t Sherlock !

Is enjoying the view of BANES council wasting even more of his council tax on "road improvements". Thanks guys!

sticking political correctness up the arse of multiculturalism since 1996

is watching "Addicted To Sheep" on BBC4, a programme almost entirely dedicated to, er, sheep.

Ah Shrove Tuesday, the one day a year when its actually cool to be a great Tossa (Deliberate spelling mistake)

sticking political correctness up the arse of multiculturalism since 1996