mrs satan goldfish

Haha he can wish lol

When's it my turn?.....

There he is.

His turn to do the hoovering, dusting, dishes, windows, potatoes, hob, etc?

I should hope so as he is driving

I'm taking her to the NEC for the weekend, I'll be lucky to get that kiss!

Hmmm that would depend on many things

Recompense for the LGB on the lounge carpet incident?

I thought your hubby said that you were in a Can-Can Troupe? Something like that...

Not in the Lady Hamilton sense, I hope.

I'm far classier than a can can girl forced to leave due to moving location

Still, more modelling and beer funds!

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

I have the least amout of clothes ans shoes in the house .........

Seeing as Mr SG hasn't responded I'm guessing he's hiding behind Mrs SG?

or maybe not behind but maybe from Mrs SG

I deal with spiders he is a fairy no rubber gloves for me except for work he is currently on medication that is making him not very pleasant to be around either sleeping or toilet . And generally feeling sorry for himself ....

If you take the box of eggs from the bottom of the stack you don't get invited shopping again either.

Well as for actually setting fire to the house I would imagine that works even better. Not only do they not want you to iron again, there aren't any shirts left to iron if you really do it properly

Sounds like you haven't trained him properly Mrs SG.

TMI!

Mouthwash !

My mouth is well rinsed

What a shame such a lovely lady

In ?

It's been a long week. I can't even come up with an amusing anecdote from it.

Goldfish attn span?

What sort of butties were they ?

They weren't butties......although they would go well with chocolate spread.

Very bad taste?! The entire population of Australia can't all be wrong...........about hats at least.

it's a matter of opinion and mine is it look ridiculous and we don't have the weather like they do

Sun? Check. Rain? Check.

Thats very sweet of him

Surely all wives have to do the thinking for their husbands? That's what I'm often being told.

Nope this time he hasn't screwed up just bought him a new Australian leather hat ti replace his old one ( even though I hate it )

Warflat wagons

Genesis kit? Could be a revelation!

Everyone has to begin somewhere!

Yup, you've earned it.

How are you sneaking it in without SG noticing?

No need for sneaking that's deceitful just told we need some new stuff and he agreed

Plus she can't sneak it past when I need to build it. But yes I suspect my taking over various down stair rooms is not without it's DIY revenge.

Not me this time guys.

It is you taking up all the dining room space though

He can't. One of the modules is on it.

I know that feeling so well my self.

The time scale between that status and her kicking me in her sleep was not long.

Nothing to do with the sound of the jigsaw in the lounge then... oops!

Ally pally?

you might never see him again after the flashing lights and pretty wo Men !

Internet shopping beckons.

Yep Alley Pally

You never know

+1 after last week for myself.

If you can type then you can hold a paintbrush... must be some wagons that need weathering...

.........As if I'd let her loose with a fine paint brush! I've seen her paint a wall.......

I can hear the thin ice cracking from here......

You should never have answered his ad about the freezer

With our weather "where the sun dosn't shine" could be anywhere in the country!

There's the likes of poor young Swifty on this sidebar, extremely nervous as it is, dear heart; then along comes a posting to totally derail the poor lad - and from a lady as well; dear me and tut tut.