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I am now gradually reconciling myself to the lack of minced garlic in the shops.

The Hachette 1/18th scale Spitfire looks mouth watering in the 80th anniversary of the Battle of Britain year, What a cost to complete it though.

Stood outside the village barbers, which opens at 10:00, and down wind of the Chinese takeaway. Is it too early for Sweet & Sour Chicken Hong Kong style?

Vegetable soup.

'Thanks. Feedback improves Google ads'. No it doesn't, you lying baaastards!

It can be rather agreeable, when one remembers that there are some chocolate brownies in the freezer.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I am nothing if not unsurprising and in need of a vegetarian ready-meal.

I have spent the morning doing a job that I loathe, renewing, repairing and replacing tile grout.

But why have I even told you this?

I have spent the morning doing a job that I loathe, renewing, repairing and replacing tile grout.

But why have I even told you this?

I have spent the morning doing a job that I loathe, renewing, repairing and replacing tile grout.

But why have I even told you this?

I have spent the morning doing a job that I loathe, renewing, repairing and replacing tile grout.

But why have I even told you this?

I've been soldering up some etched brass dummy point levers. Sometimes the best way to hold these small parts is with your fingers and just take the pain, in the Name of Art.

How much longer, as a supposedly mature and civilised nation, are we going to permit the sale of explosives to untrained and unqualified adults, let alone minors?

There now follows a review of the lavatorial facilities on a Class 800 'Abominator':

The location of the lavatory paper dispenser is almost at floor level.  This is not satisfactory for a gentleman who wishes to urinate standing up.

The water outlet above the wash hand basin shows a marked disinclination to operate within acceptable timescales. 

The adjacent 'hot air' outlet is weak, ineffectual except over unrealistically lengthy timescales and shows a poor standard of character. 

The curved sliding door occasionally needs help from guests to fully close.

Review ends.

I do like sourdough bread but I wish there weren't so many large air pocket holes in it.

I'm not prepared to tolerate any more nonsense from the beetroot of the day.

I'm not prepared to tolerate any more nonsense from the beetroot of the day.

Why can't all those motorists, who insist on dragging a shed on wheels behind their cars, just stick to the inside lane and keep out of everyone else's way?

I must warn you all that there are individuals loose in society, who are involved in an activity known as 'spoon carving'. Do not approach any such individuals if you happen to encounter one. Stay in your vehicle and wait for the Horrocksford W.I. to rescue you.

I'm really rather tired now and I still haven't spent the whole evening in the bath.