bgman

For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens. But on the 16th day he cried out, saying: 'This is fantastic! Oh, this is terrific!!'

chewie

Press button for free ticket.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

There are a couple of unopened boxes of chocolates still here in Kernow Towers, but they are both sealed up and inspection of the contents is impossible without being detected.

1 hours work to make 1 pair of masokits screw links. I need at least 8 pairs by Feb 2nd

There's something quite sexy about a blank control box top and a large supply of grid tape and switches!

Are you sure? [Y/N]

Apparently, I've been on the telly tonight. I had no idea. Where did they hide the camera?

I am about to have a pasty made in Cornwall, as I normally consume real Devon made pasties are there any precautions I should take prior to consuming it ?

tenders and fenders, coffee and toast

The Tide Is High

When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea..

Is it me?

Loving my mini convertible but have the chance of a cooper S for not much money

Are iconic and legend the two most overused words in the English dictionary ?

Loving my mini convertible but have the chance of a cooper S for not much money

Radio 3 is being annoyingly arty farty again.

First Rule of new year: No one is to listen to ABBA or Scottish Music...

I wish everyone a Happy New Year but by forgetting that it is New Years Eve here at Kernow Towers, it seems just like any other evening.

I stayed off the forum today, so I didn't get caught on here, so consequently all is well.

is waiting for a parcel from France. that's the good bit. the bad bit is that their forwarder over here is Hermes. Bah humbug!

is waiting for a parcel from France. that's the good bit. the bad bit is that their forwarder over here is Hermes. Bah humbug!

If I'm caught on here today, my life won't be worth living!

Ooph! Lots of bubble and squeak tomorrow!