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  1. Just found out my mum has been given the all clear from cancer

  2. An once again I have walked into a Voyager lavatory and surprised a rather jovial Scottish gentleman

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      acko22

      If you keep finding men in toilets like this question will start to get asked!!!

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  3. A short rant: I really get tired of almost every day hearing my stepmother complain about (pardon my language but) my "Train Crap" I am really tired of this and she supports the fact that my sister like 50+ dollar model horses just fine! RAHHH! Ok I am done now.

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Just do what I did with my soon to be in law when she had than moan, just inform her of how much some of the stuff is, then say its a good inheritance! Strangely she doesn't mind it now although I fear for my life now!

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  4. So todays cautionary tail is the one about the bloke who was high on cannabis and jumped off a roof thinking he could fly, killing 2 women in the street below. Killing two birds with one stoner.....

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Oz, he lived on the bottom floor he was looking for a faster way down!

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  5. Going to do a london theatre weekend for wifes birthday, gutted she doesn't want to see 'mormon' again

    1. acko22

      acko22

      If it's still running and you haven't been yet, I can recommend the Lion King! I hated the film but enjoyed the show!

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  6. It's so good to be home!!! After 5 weeks Sleeping in a Tank a real bed it just amazing!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Err steel tube under water?? Forget that!!

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  7. It's so good to be home!!! After 5 weeks Sleeping in a Tank a real bed it just amazing!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Yeah as in with weapons, the BV is amazing but after 37 days with 3 blokes thing get a little uncomfortable!!

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  8. is looking forward to the Australians winning the EuroSong contest.

  9. Just made redundant by phone!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Sorry to hear that Martin, to do it to you over the phone that's just wrong!

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  10. my wife hopes the new class 68 will be out soon...so i will stop going on about it !

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Just keep going on about it and she may buy you one!!

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  11. Russel Brand the world 4th most influencial thinker?? Sod right of the bloke is a moron who believes his own hype and if so double standards it's unreal. Complains about capitalism then rents a flat for thousands of pound!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Thinking is he capable of that?? He is out witted by his own reflection!

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  12. Russel Brand the world 4th most influencial thinker?? Sod right of the bloke is a moron who believes his own hype and if so double standards it's unreal. Complains about capitalism then rents a flat for thousands of pound!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Owe god NO, if he turned up on there I would do a Clarkson on the tv!

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  13. Ok, so a guy purposefully crashes a plane in France killing 149 others, but we're all obsessed with some presenter belting a colleague? And people say I'm screwed up?

    1. acko22

      acko22

      lets face it parts of the media like to speculate, they can do it with Top gear. But wouldn't dare try to do the same (at least to the same degree) with something like an air crash.

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  14. Why is it that on Star Trek we never heard Scotty Tell Kirk "Just a minute Captian, I've got to turn the computer off and back on again."

    1. acko22

      acko22

      NO but you never hear him say "we have to use the app store for that!"

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  15. Passed ISIS holiday park at Brean on Sunday. I suppose terrorists need holidays too.

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Should see the entertainment on a Friday night! I heard it goes off with a bang!

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  16. Woulds say been 30 today is crap, but have the Arriva 67 set and getting a CJM 89 ordered looks like been 30 is the new 21! No wait better than my 21st I m not getting shot at one my 30th!! :)

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Well, in 10 years I am be the same thing!!

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  17. Had a real trip down memory lane today watching videos on youtube of Crewe station & the Birmingham area in the 80's. If only I could turn back time to my childhood, railways were so much more interesting then.

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Steve that back in the day we still used imperial measurements?

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  18. Right that's it, my yr11 catering practical exam done, coursework will be finished tomorrow and then only the written exam to do. I'm pleased with an A but it feels weird that ill be leaving school before the end of this school year

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Just take it in your stride. I left err 14 years ago and can still remember all the late nights doing coursework!

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  19. First day without a cig and all is going well, apart from my electric one not playing! Things are going to get stressy!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Martin, I cant even put together a cheap kit right now so will give it a miss as it will stress me out with my ape hands!!

       

      However the money saved by the end of the month will pay for a nice new addition or as it is my birthday a second pendolino!

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  20. First day without a cig and all is going well, apart from my electric one not playing! Things are going to get stressy!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Well got to the end of the day, all is calm although stress relief was provided by some rather naughty private soldiers!

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  21. Great, my wife has given me the shits for Valentines Day!

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Dont remember the shits in 50 shades of grey!!!

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  22. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now.

  23. we're a well travelled family around the UK. During the summer the wife and (teenage) daughter were on their way home, heading west on the M40. Daughter: 'Are we heading towards Germany?' Wife: 'No.....why?' Daughter 'That sign had Birmingham on, and Birmingham is in Germany.' Wife: '..............' She could go on to cure cancer, solve world hunger, and invent a never-ending energy source, but she will never be allowed to forget that moment.

    1. acko22

      acko22

      Well Mrs SG no one can ever accuse you of not been straight to the point LOL

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