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@iL Dottore inbound.......

I did want Donuts - but at 0710 the shelves were bare, as always 😢. On previous visits I've found someone in the Bakery Dept. to be very helpful, who's been happy to squirt the Jam (Strawberry, naturally) into a couple of packs (=10)** of still warm Donuts for Bear to take away; sadly on this occasion came those dreaded words "The Donut machine's not working....." 😭 As to whether that was "I can't be ar5ed, matey", or code for "It's not working yet cos' it's still the middle of the night" or maybe the dreaded "It's totally bvggered" I've got no idea. (**89p/pack).

Bear here..... More fun at the Hospice Warehouse.....a Portuguese Custard Tart** (from Morrisons) may have been involved (they were two for a quid). Nottalot to report really - just a good day with nice people, so that's a Tick. But...... They've asked Bear to be cleared to drive the Vans. Be scared...be very, very scared...... BG **Purely in the interests of science you understand - Bear has never had one before. Verdict? "OK - but unimpressed" would sum it up nicely; are those from Morrisons a poor example perhaps?

Whilst not a DNR exactly, I do carry a card in my wallet stating that I have a "Notice of Advance Decision" which is legally enforceable - and who to contact to obtain a copy (two people hold them on my behalf - I also have a copy at home). If, for example I was in an accident and as a result I would be permanently blind, or a quadriplegic then in the event of Cardiac Arrest then I most definitely don't want to be resuscitated.

Moved on.....but to WHERE FFS?? That's the question......

Bear actually scoffs full fat brown bread - most of the time I toast it anyway It’s a mystery to me how such an organisation can get charity status Momma Bear had a DNR - I’ve no idea if they actually asked her though

That site now has your new password, where you live and has put a tracking cookie on your pc to see what sites you visit..... Cynical? Moi?

Bear already knows what Cake iD has got - and how much - and where. So does Big H. And do you really trust the so-called "Experts" when they declare someone is no longer a threat to the community and is safe to be released? Let's face it, they've not got the best track record. In the news - although no mention of trick cyclists is mentioned: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68916371 PROBABLY?? You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about.....

Thanks GDB - Bear can do that 😀 Now then, how do I do half an egg.....🤔.....Puppeeeeerzzzz........ ION..... I *think* Bear has FINALLY sorted the documentation to accompany the Beary Will (so Lifebook, Useful Notes for Executors, Expression of Wishes Document, House Notes and Notes for A.N. Other); I could carry on fine-tuning until Doomsday - but at some point I really do need to say "good enough" so I can print off hard copies for storage with the relevant people and in relevant places - there's no point keeping on & on forever cos' all the work will be of no use whatsoever if the files are buried on a Lappy hard drive..... Huge, Huge Tick Awarded - but no cake cos' the SCR is still empty 😢 BG

Oh yes - the time taken between that first and second "deliberately aimed single shot" might just be enough for the target to shoot back - and it's not the Lawyer on the receiving end.

Now that looks like something a Bear could like - is it complicated?

ION.... The Orange One has been fined $9K for opening his big gob - with more offences still to consider; the Judge has now threatened him with a spell in Chokey if he continues. Oh pleeeeeese, Oh Gobby One - do it again.....

And now it seems the B'sterd is getting Hospital treatment courtesy of the NHS cos' "he hurt himself when he crashed his van" 🤬. I bet he didn't have to wait six hours in A&E before being seen either..... Oh yes, that definitely is a Rant.

Bear had a security question for a website that I occasionally had to type in: Site: "What is your Father's First Name?" Bear: "B*rstard" Worked a treat for a long time. But then Bear had to call the Company to resolve an issue..... Company Lady: "I'll just take you thru' Security, Mr Bear....." Company Lady: "Father's First Name?" Bear: [Thinking "Oh Sh1t"] "Er, have you got the answer on your screen?" Company Lady Says: "Yes, Mr. Bear...." somewhat tersely..... Company Lady then Says: "You can spell it if you like......" 🤣

Fraid' not Chimpy - you've just disclosed your password to the fine upstanding citizens of ER'ers....

More's the pity in this Bear's Book - we'll now be saddled with forking out £££ for a trial plus a Hotel Room for the scrote (other words are available) for the next 30 years. 🤬

Along with that other bunch of well-known Parasites, the 'uman rites lawyers.🤬

Bear here..... A couple of hours this morning "helping out" - there was a Charity Donation Session next to the local Library in Bearsville (basically the Charity come along with a Van and the Public come along with their donations, instead of taking them to a shop or the Warehouse); Bear was press-ganged (ok, so there may have been the promise of an incoming Donut...) into helping out as it's only a few minute's walk from Bear Towers. Not the best result though - maybe 70-ish donations, which is somewhat light; you never can tell though - there may be Gold in there somewhere, or it could all be total cr@p that's worthless and costs money to dispose of. Din dins has been done so now Bear will attempt to get that bluddy Will documentation finished at long last..... ION...... The Window Cleaner has been & gone - he used one of those extending brush jobbies rather than a ladder. Beary opinion? "It'll do" - I far prefer the results obtained the old way though, but such people seem to be a dying breed, sadly - they all want to do it the quick n' easy way without the risk of ladders etc. Time taken: 3m 30s for seven quid. BG

Sounds to this Bear like a diversion to the bed testing department is called for.

That means you're now being tracked by MI5 & 6 for talking about them.....

In the news today: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68925453 I very much suspect that if you removed routine gun carrying by US Police Officers they'd all walk away from the job and you'd have anarchy PDQ.

Bear here..... Today sees Bear gettin' mixed up with a mission to "help out" (more later); meanwhile Bear Towers is due to receive it's first visit from the new Window Cleaner - he came recommended so hopefully all will be well. And if I get my little furry ar5s in gear I should finish off that bluddy Will paperwork. BG

Let's see now.... TV Internet content Video Games Drugs Parents gradually getting softer with kids with each generation (actually I think this is probably one of the biggest causes). "Do -gooders" limiting what Teachers, Police etc. can do. That'll do for starters

Oh, I dunno......I reckon a few thousand Clone Bears patrolling the streets would do wonders for law n' order in the UK.

An unhinged Hippo with a Blunderbus. Run.