DougN

POTATO

Singing:- ''' The taxman's taken all my doe and left me in my Wimpey home'''' Listen up Amazon, Google, Starbucks etc. I've paid the tax that I earned in this country so how about you!!!!

I can't believe the accumulations of crap and unfinished projects that litter what is colloquially known as Max Stafford's Kennel. I feel a purge may be required for mental health reasons!

I'm feeling like Mr. Creosote after that dinner.

Curry night tonight!

Just bought some Slaters NER wooden coal hopper kits, this being the only way to guarantee an RTR version will be made. Expect the announcement from Hornby shortly.

Do not buy a Ford made in Mexico.....

Where's Horsetan then?!?!

Form an orderly queue, the Spice Girls have reformed and are touring. No Posh though, there's a surprise.

Had the Humbrol varnish intended to seal the Powsides transfers react badly with the Railmatch paint on the wagon side. Bad enough when it's your own wagon, but even worse when it's someone else's.

Microsoft Word auto correct got mixed up with peritoneal and perennial today...

Any good places to get to by train on a day out that's not too expensive?

Woohoo...shorts weather is back hereabouts...!

I see Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom & Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Airwolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Road Runner, Daffy Duck, The A-Team, The A-Team, I see The A-Team...

Appears to have misplaced his Lycra bib tights...

Never ever buy fuel at a motorway service station. Diesel at most places on the M6 going north today was £1.52.9 and 500 yards off the motorway at Carlisle A7 junction £1.33.9 !!!! Saved £9 by avoiding the sharks....

thinks that whoever thought it was a good idea to put chicken into sushi (I'm looking at you, Waitrose) really needs to go back to first principles #sacrilege

On September 4th 1818 a committee met in Darlington Town Hall "to consider the propriety of opening up a line of communication from Stockton to the collieries".

There are someone's dog is barking it's head of and it is driving me nuts as it is irritating sound to listen to

Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!

I dropped my glasses in the Thames river.

I would visit a pox on all those selfish barstewards who use the lavatory in the supermarket and then exit without washing their hands, but I suspect the pox will fall on those who subsequently touch the surfaces contaminated by these gits.

I need more hours in the day so I can enjoy my hobby!!!!!

One peanut butter sandwich! Ha ha ha ha....

9 bin bags later......