DougN

...just another brick in tha wall

used to have a photographic memory. Unfortunately it no longer provides same-day service :-(

A properly cooked sausage and no mustard please, my good man.

Twin Ion Engines

In space, no one can hear you scream. And on another channel. Yippee Ki Yay M***** F******

309 to 300; finally beaten my wife at Scrabble.

is wondering if he's the only idiot to ever get locked out of his truck by his dogs...

Just had flu jab and is now getting flu....that's not what I wanted.

was really pleased with 75 miles per gallon on Saturday. #dieselmiser

Mum has got terminal liver cancer. She has not long left. I feel dreadful right now.

Sleep? I dare say I've heard of the concept, how did you come by it again?

Has any New Member ever bought Boris a Pint ?

Just followed a white van......... within the speed limit.......... using indicators.

How the h£ll could someone stir up enough cr@p to get the bargain hunters thread locked? Get a life!

The Sausage Commandments

is looking forward to reading "Confessions Of A Rabbi"

Tender is the Night.

Show me the fox that killed the last of our chucks and I'll show you a high veloicty lead injection!

is perving over the latest Weinert-Modellbau catalogue.

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

A glass of red or a freshly brewed coffee. Decisions, decisions.

somewhere, over the rainbow...

It’s official. From 1st Sept, I will be part time a (as opposed to just being a full time lazy sh1t). The up side of this is I won’t earn enough to pay tax, the down side is I might have to sober up… or make my own ‘shine.

It’s official. From 1st Sept, I will be part time a (as opposed to just being a full time lazy sh1t). The up side of this is I won’t earn enough to pay tax, the down side is I might have to sober up… or make my own ‘shine.

I encountered some'thing' the night before last during the thunderstorm. About three feet high and so fast i'm not sure if i saw it at all.