Jinty3f

Which is better: wet 'n dry or crisp 'n dry?

Demosthenes

Sophocles

Which is better: easy but boring; or hard but engrossing?

Has just watched the Martain, it seems even better the second time round. Very close to the book - love the Starman scene!

is listening to the new series of ISIHAC

Chris Evans stands down from Top Gear, they could never replace Clarkson and Co.

has a garden full of Great Tits

Rare traction coming past and a date on the same day? Easy, meet them at the station

I'm just off to collect a tumble dryer in my Vauxhall Zafira....do you think I'm pushing my luck a bit?

Is wondering why I keep getting strange looks of my English literature. When was asked to write a Essay on a influential person. What's up with the great Humanist. .. Paddington Bear!

Rick's driving my 2CV....... :-D

Sicilia provincia romana est.

Turn right outside the station, under the railway bridge. Turn left into a cinder path running parallel to the railway. The entrance to this path is between a block of houses and the railway. Continue along this path and cross the road at the end. Another cinder path leads from the opposite side of this road to the shed. Walking time 15 minutes

A nice wet nose Dog snuggle in the morning is a great way to start the day

is watching "Now You're Back In The Room". Never seen a game show carried out under hypnosis before. Quite funny.

That would be a ecumenical matter.

I thought my colleague was joking when they told me they knew a guy called Everard Dick...

just has been shat upon on the head by a seagull and now has a migraine.

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus.

Went for a run, painted the floor, emptied the dishwasher and built a Parkside kit. Not bad for a saturday afternoon.

Is Jeff Lynne really real or just a lucky git?

has managed not to come back with a horse from the horse sales in Derby, which had a strong pikey element in it....

thinks there should be a special circle of hell for people who talk at the theatre.

Sunburn on the arse is not funny