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  1. Well, thats my contribution made to the Hornby announcements thread. More modelling and beer to do now

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants....

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  2. Mother in law doesn't like the smell of strong fish. Is it wrong to have smoked kippers for breakfast?

  3. A rear tyre blow out in lane 3 on the A14 focuses the attention.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I had a blowout last night and left skid marks

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  4. has just realized we named our dog after a familiar locomotive wheel arrangement?

  5. Just bought some 'Chaos Black' aerosol paint in a Games Workshop store. As predicted by others, I was - by some margin - the oldest nerd present.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Chaos black is a beautiful loco colour, its a fantastic dusty matt black paint.

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  6. Onion and Brussel Sprout hash. Wonder if I will be doing a Boris later.

  7. A J15 in O Gauge. One can dream...

  8. Never mix different brands of sausage. They are likely to have very different cooking characteristics that leaves you with a breakfast that includes one seriously over-cooked and another seriously under-cooked sausage!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I have forsworn sausage in favour of bran flakes

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  9. Is wondering how the VW garage did the full brake fluid change a month ago when the bleed nipples on the rear are rusted solid????? I feel a little email is due tomorrow.

  10. Why cant ladies put the toilet seat back up when they've finished with it. Its very unhygienic

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Do a Boris and pee in the cistern, saves water on flushing and saves touching the toilet seat - I call that a win win.

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  11. Getting rid of my sons old chest of drawers today. Is it bad that I'm looking at them and wondering about turning them into baseboards??

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I seldom think about trains when looking at my wifes chest

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  12. Is any part of a plastic kit more fiddly than a Ratio LNWR bogie?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Yeah, the 2nd bogie after the first has driven you to drink

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  13. Is it me or does anyone else think the girl in the C&M models banner looks like she's wearing a ww2 German cap?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Thinking about it, there are realy only so many ways you can shape a hat, so its bound to resemble something else!

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  14. How can a day when all I've eaten is toast, re-heats and ready-meals have generated so much washing up?

  15. If London vs Brussells = Bulgaria, what is the value of X?

  16. Considering the reaction on my previous update, are there any fans of the Jaffa livery here at all?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Is it sad that I initially thought that was a Stargate referance?

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  17. is pleased to read that it's going to be a long hot summer...a nice tan beckons ....goodee!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I shall make sure I have no tan lines #nekkid

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  18. is considering whether a laxative chocolate cake might make a good practical joke....

  19. Strange we haven't got a thread after a bit fell off Tornado yesterday!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Oh, hang on, hadn't looked hard enough!

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  20. Does anyone want a ticket for the railtour to Sizewell, Griffin Wharf and Harwich Town on Sunday, 15th April?

  21. #freerichardosbornbrooks

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Yes, but someone is still dead, and that person had a family. The police have a duty to investigate even if no charges are brought

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  22. #freerichardosbornbrooks

    1. Boris

      Boris

      He killed a bloke, of course he's going to be arrested. I have a shotgun, I'd happily blow a burglars head off, but I'd still expect to have a nasty time of it with the police

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  23. Did a stock audit last night, firstly I have quite a lot of stuff. Secondly most of it is badly damaged after the removal men apparently played football with it!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Unfortunately not, its several years since we moved into the house, and I've really only got back in modelling

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