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  1. meatloaf and veg

  2. About to print out my warley map, and plan my attack strategy... charge to the rear, take territory and make a gradual retreat towards the front again

  3. I had broccoli and Stilton soup followed by chicken rogan jalac last night. The resulting gas is extraordinary, the worst I've know!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I had a kebab pizza yesterday, my arse could have run Yorkshire for a month

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  4. It says something when O guage is cheaper than 00.

  5. Does anyone one know or point in the direction of finding out the difference between Hornby/Bachmann Mk1s and diagrams difference

  6. Seen in a news report; "Police said they did not know if they were investigating what happened".

  7. Anyone want some dust? Just pop round, the house and cars are covered in it, thanks to the cowboy mining surveyors the neighbours have employed.

  8. Just watched 'To the Manor Born' on the Yesterday channel and noticed that at a scene at the local station the TV channel had blurred out an old Jimmy Saville British Rail poster!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I'm not surprised, someone would have spotted it and got upset.

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  9. Eating the pudding, the sausage came free.

  10. Model railways are becoming very much like organised religion - we're getting more concerned with the smell of the soap rather than how clean it gets you.

  11. Model railways are becoming very much like organised religion - we're getting more concerned with the smell of the soap rather than how clean it gets you.

  12. Wondering why spare locomotive buffers are sold in packs of 10.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      It's not strictly the carpet that eats the buffers guys, its the monsters that live in the carpet. They eat buffers and coupling springs although small whitemetal castings are considered a delicacy by them

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  13. Space Dragoons

  14. Ungrateful so-and-sos

  15. Who shall I annoy today?

  16. White Rabbits!

  17. White Rabbits!

  18. Bachy Voyager DCC fitted with sound and Express lights. Glad that's over.

  19. wishes to change his forum name because too many people are getting confused.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      The P1ss artist formerly known asw Boris?

       

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  20. wishes to change his forum name because too many people are getting confused.

  21. has adopted a large cat and just found the most foul smelling monster in the lit tray....Bu@@er!

  22. Spam, spam, spam, spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam...

  23. Chris Evans stands down from Top Gear, they could never replace Clarkson and Co.

  24. Voyagers. Absolutely the worst long-distance rail travel experience in these islands!

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