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  1. Did a stock audit last night, firstly I have quite a lot of stuff. Secondly most of it is badly damaged after the removal men apparently played football with it!

  2. Silly question, why are all the new posts times still showing GMT?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      The holes gave a great view of main street

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  3. Silly question, why are all the new posts times still showing GMT?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Boris is everywhere, Boris is watching you

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  4. Silly question, why are all the new posts times still showing GMT?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Mine don't, they show BST, its likely your personal settings - go into your profile and find the timezones panel and see if its automatically set to change or not

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  5. is looking at solar panels for charging car batteries

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Ask Andy, he has a solar panel for a sex machine on the top of his head

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  6. now, which Hattons Andrew barclay do i need, i mean want!

  7. has just had a missed call from overseas. The caller appears to be in the Vatican. Why would Pope Francis want to call me? #ecumenicalmatter

  8. What is the consensus on tinned mangoes?

  9. And the French are rioting over a lack of Nutella! They really are NUTS! That just had to be said

  10. Some people should not be allowed out on their own

  11. (One for Boris) - am being pulled off by a tug...

  12. "Rule 1 running" or "throw the Rule book out the window"?

  13. Actually found a use for the Daily Mail!

  14. Cheggers no longer playing pop

  15. It still amazes in this day and age that there are still people being in employed in customer service roles who when the chips are down are about as useful as a concrete parachute...

  16. Here I sit all broken hearted, my windy poetry just departed.

  17. Newcastle here we come...get ready for the Portuguese invasion bonnie lads and lasses!

  18. is about to escape the Wife and walk ove the road to the Goathland model railway show. It's 50 yards away so it'd be rude not to!

  19. Concordia salus.

  20. It seems that badgers like peanut butter sandwiches.

  21. White Rabbits!

  22. There was a chap on the train playing his music at such a volume, I thought I would try and 'shazam' him. Amazingly (or not, perhaps), it worked and I know we have been serenaded through New Cross Gate by Diamond District's "I Mean Business '. Lucky us!!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I still prefer the whack in the sack meaning of shazam....

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  23. There was a chap on the train playing his music at such a volume, I thought I would try and 'shazam' him. Amazingly (or not, perhaps), it worked and I know we have been serenaded through New Cross Gate by Diamond District's "I Mean Business '. Lucky us!!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      You whacked him in the sack with a crowbar?

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