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Boris

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  1. type H taking shape

  2. is snowed in and contemplating mischief. Or at least scratchbuilding a type H container.

  3. hmmm, points frozen reverse, wrong line order time I thinks...

  4. is off to make himself a heart attack sandwich.

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      Got mine from the chippy down the road.

    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      will that include one of those kittens, it'll give Mrs Boris a heart attack...

  5. now has 5 inches of snow and still a distinct lack of solder, not that it would have helped the modelling as the power had been off most of the day!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Did anyone see Boris streak past in the nip?

  6. has over 2 inches, unfortunately of snow, not solder which I have now run out of.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Go on, do it!

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Where do I buy a ticket to watch?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Probably "I've Got You Under My Skin"

  7. needs a third leg

    1. Captain Kernow
    2. Boris

      Boris

      the peg dadada, with the extra leg dadada. I knew someone would take the bait!!!

       

  8. wanted to go to Hull show - instead the wife declared that we were spending "quality time together" - cue 7 hours watching chick flicks!!!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What about some 'quality model railway time' together?!

    3. Boris

      Boris

      I've tried getting naked, she just points and laughs.

       

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ah, but you've nothing to hide, Boris!

  9. FILTH!!!!! MY MIND IS FULL OF FILTH!!!!!

  10. has urges instead of mojo.

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      No, of the best not mentioned in polite company kind.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Too much info, Boris!

    4. Boris

      Boris

      There's nothing natural about my urges...

  11. dead ped outside the window

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    2. Mallard60022
    3. Garry D100

      Garry D100

      I misread that and thought it said Pet

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Dead class 31 - red hot bearing.....

       

  12. who put the grim into Grimsby? The same person who put the unmentionable word in Scunthorpe....

  13. is really hoping the god of o gauge (Dave Parkins) is going to make his new wagons available soon.

  14. just found out what happens if you drink Mek Pak

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    2. 31A Driver

      31A Driver

      Do you come to a "sticky end"?

    3. Boris

      Boris

      It tastes a bit like glue, goes very cold on your tongue and made me see pink elephants

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Cooler than solder then?

  15. wonders why he still smells of cabbages even after a shower?

  16. wonders if he puts words rude words like work or Arsenal in his status will make him evil

    1. oggy1953

      oggy1953

      If you put Ars***l you will be.

    2. Boris

      Boris

      How about S***thorpe?

       

  17. But its the pelvic thrust....

  18. is wondering why his business of selling dirty underwear on ebay has got him banned

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      Were people always putting them down ?

  19. early morning photo charter - urgghhh

    1. bruced2

      bruced2

      Loaded the car last night with the Manor and stock see you there.

  20. oh yay, oh yay - it's 3 am and Boris is still buzzing

  21. saw a loaf of bread that reminded me of a friend, then I realised it said Thick Cut instead...

    1. Boris

      Boris

      No, that's fiend

       

  22. has just finished fitting a brake main to an R scale tanker

  23. has just put the companys new vehicle in a ditch

  24. wonders if worsdell can remember what work is?

  25. has just come back from photographing det placers!

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