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That does depend on whether the earth tag was inside or outside of the meter box, you are not allowed to make any further holes into Gas boxes or place earth tags inside of them.

Aaahh that would explain that, I have noted in the past that they will do small runs which cannot be cost effective in China.

I thought Dapol production was still in this country?

If they are not the real thing why a repo box? At least they won't rust like the originals..........nor will the bogie sideframes.....but then there aren't any!

I was out shopping today and got harangued by a woman extolling the virtues of brown bread. bloomin Hovis witnesses....get on your nerves. Met a girl while out shopping, Tracey, 43, attractive and looking for some hot action............gave her my ironing........

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's family jewels. A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face" says the barman The horse not understanding the concept of language eats a beermat........................................I'll get me coat.

Now this isn't strictly a joke but reading my local paper the other day i turn the page to see the headline "on the lookout for Bedfordshire stunners" a piece about local beauty contests, next to it is the headline "Beaver on the rise". . . . . .nothing funnier than real life!

A Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in here" A time traveller walks into a pub.................... I'll get me coat..........

The Sneeze A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an 0rgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded, "Pepper."

Riding on the success of attracting the ryder cup, the Welsh assembly have been debating whether or not to change currency and adopt the Euro. After much deliberation the decision has been made to stick with the Giro for the meantime. Also Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland , following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

I was listening to Joy Division - unknown pleasures. but then the cleaner started the vacuum and all I can hear is a bl***y dyson.