Porcy Mane

My Jetta needs an MOT again?

HALT! IN THE NAME OF OOR WULLIE!

Should Sherbert Dabs should be made compulsory ?

The peasants are revolting!

Barnetby is naked without it's flappy things

Mi' Lord, Counsel for the prosecution will demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt, that the defendant has not ironed a pair of underpants since 1973, and that even then, the attempt was so half-hearted that his mother-in-law was later to describe it as 'ineffectual'.

Mi' Lord, Counsel for the prosecution will demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt, that the defendant has not ironed a pair of underpants since 1973, and that even then, the attempt was so half-hearted that his mother-in-law was later to describe it as 'ineffectual'.

thinks it may not have been a good idea to stick a bid on eBay whilst drunk a few nights back :-O

Chips and gravy

Das Krapital

Oh, I do love Amazon's Market Place, with books at £0.01. Pity about the £2.80 postage though...

Apparently, being a dour grumpy sod is good for my health!

Medizinische Kompressionsprodukte

Daewoo Nubira Vanden Plas

Internet now back on after 3 weeks.....have I missed anything ?

There are some rude and ignorant people out there.

I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...

I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...

I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...

I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...

is fed up of people making appointments to see him, and then not turning up.

is fed up of people making appointments to see him, and then not turning up.

I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...

is fed up of people making appointments to see him, and then not turning up.

Disappointed that people don't apologise for their rants anymore.