Captain Kernow

Is that why your name is Cornish but you're running up the east coast at Skegness? I always wondered what did it.

You won't be surprise to hear me suggest there IS a cure for all you saddo shop-a-holics - go S scale! See http://www.s-scale.org.uk/main.htm and the 'S Scale 1:64' forum on RMweb. Not much to buy in British S scale, just a healthy focus on model-making the old-fashioned way :-)

It's all the lying to friends and family that really hurts. Hiding locos in the basement, in the glove compartment, in the office drawer...