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Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man, Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
Stentor
She nearly swooned at his macaroon
And he said now if you treat me right
You'll have hot rolls evry morning
And crumpets every night
NGT6 1315
Sounds like a right jolly Christmas story! oO
Hroth
He said "D'you want it pasturised, 'cos pasturised is best?", She said "Ernie I'd be happy if it came up to my chest!"