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Brian Harrap

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  1. "Thank you for calling Tech Support. If your computer becomes obsolete while you are waiting, press "1" to reach our sales department"

  2. I am amazed. The interior of Voyager toilets are now plastered with colourful colour photographs of places served by these trains. The actual facilities are just as excrable to use as ever.

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Why should virgins have a special toilet designed for them?

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  3. Today I bought a self assembly wardrobe but so far nothings happened.

  4. Can't get out on my bike because of the snow, therefore cannot avoid the Zoberina doing the housework around me.

  5. Sleep? I dare say I've heard of the concept, how did you come by it again?

  6. I wish I trusted the Internet enough and knew how to book airline tickets on line. Just bought some via a travel agent and suspect I have paid over the odds.

  7. Is it just me but does any one else think the Rich Tea biscuit is the most boring biscuit ever devised by man

  8. Has built a point, but it isn't quite right at the vee. Going to sleep on it, not the point mind!

  9. Has built a point, but it isn't quite right at the vee. Going to sleep on it, not the point mind!

  10. has just clocked up 3000 posts. Good grief, has that much time been spent on here?

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      you could have built a couple of dock layouts in that time

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  11. has just clocked up 3000 posts. Good grief, has that much time been spent on here?

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Could have built a couple of dock layouts in that time

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  12. Just been for a spin on my Kalkhof ebike with the NuVinci gears, magic carpets ain't in it

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      1/yes

      2/Got one

      3/And one of those

      but not all on the same bike/will give the Shimano's a run tomorrow.

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  13. Why is it I put some thing in a safe place it disaperas never to found agian

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      No , the dodgy box was filled to overflowing years ago

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  14. Why is it I put some thing in a safe place it disaperas never to found agian

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      I have a box marked 'safe place' no more problems

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  15. Why is it when you cut a piece of wire it always ends up short?

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Not in this house - measure twice cut three times

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  16. Why is it when you cut a piece of wire it always ends up short?

  17. is wondering what bits of Sarah Siddons he should play with tonight.... :-)

  18. Notifications (to me) aren't showing up with the little red marker top right. Is it just me?

  19. is having cheese stuffed chillis, tomatoes, olives, prosciutto and a nice glass of Sicilian white for lunch

  20. Overheard at a recent canal restoration meeting "........the trouble with wildlife is that it would take over the whole dam place if you let it"

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Canal coming on very well thank you Tim. Should be open for navigation (by canoe) soon. B

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  21. I do think that it is the height of bad manners to knock on the door of a Voyager lavatory, when one is ensconced for one

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      My Nanny always made sure I was properly toileted before going out in the first place.

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  22. My computer is ten+ years old. Takes a month of Sundays to start up. Won't let me look at My Pictures. Keeps giving me 'not responding' messages. Do I need a new one ?

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Thanks everyone - tried all that - looks like its down to the shops..........

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  23. My fingers hurt from threading several hundred chairs on several meters of rail!

    1. Brian Harrap

      Brian Harrap

      Reminds me of the Miracle Chair Company's slogan 'If it's a good chair it's a Miracle'

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  24. Tooth out today :( Big bu**er too.... Now to save up for the Implant :( :(

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