NGT6 1315

...on the Bounti?

Merle - I presume??

The left or right?

Titania

Take me to your leader....  beep

Unless you know better than they do.

I really wouldn't obey an innovative steam loco.

Ahhh...

I thought you meant Oreogeny - the science of making Oreo biscuits....

A suitable description of my morning so far.

Halogen Days

Ryderball

What's a pank, and why does it have to be rationed...?

Because Hanky-Panky...

Smegmamitosis.

Slartibartfast

Epiglottis

That's the last time I order a Steak & Kidney! I prefer my pies on a plate, not on my ear...

record deck

What are you pointing at?  I can't see nuttin....

Elijah Bailey

Run away!

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Its a pity that instruction manuals nowadays aren't so precise...

Excellent memory of the Holy Hand Grenade there!

And her two sisty uglers.

Don't Judge too harshly !

Fockerella.

Saccarin

Ah, thou art back, O NGT6 1315. Where hast thou been? I have not seen thee posting of late? (not being an inhabitant of the Early Risers thread myself).

With this heat, you'll want to reconsider every move you make!

I fear that you are suffering an excess of heat, compared to the current, relatively balmy (or is that barmy) situation here in SW England. I'd not want it any warmer here and if there was a giant air con unit over our village, I'd switch it on immediately. But you have my sympathies over there, on continental Europe!