halfwit

The tax he avoided paying would have paid for two nurses at least if not a couple of extra doctors and he still wouldn't have given a third of his wage like us serfs.

The tax he avoided paying would have paid for two nurses at least if not a couple of extra doctors and he still wouldn't have given nearly a third of his wage like us serfs.

He's very keen an savaging minorities in his stand up routine, wonder how he'll work this in?

You said it, matey!!

I will use my usual tactic to get my post count down by keeping my big gob shut!

It won't have improved now that "halfwit"'s been in it.

Has anyone fished him out yet?

Bit late now, isn't it?

Coat? Who's the jessie now? I go out as nature intended.

We don't need an extra dangling icicle, Boris.

In this Boris?

One is nae frae Dundee?

Even for a Buxtonian you are a long way behind the times is the lorry pulled by horses?

Don't be silly Mick. The Sentinal steam waggon that I have in mind is fitted with those new pneumatic tyres, much better than solid tyres!

Would that make it a Buxton Spring?

Hmm, the sky.... that's that bit above the land and the sea, isn't it?...

Often full of skylarks and hirondelles.

I remember Jet Provosts, Vampires, occasional chipmonks and just once the ultimate - a Victor! This was on the south outskirts of Shrewsbury, the planes may well have come from RAF Shawbury? Oh, and I also recall studying the night sky with my telescope including Bennet's Comet in 1970.

Well I mean, it can't be the pasties, can it??!!

My favourite game is 'how many comments in status updates should really be in a thread'. And yes, that includes this one :-)

There's too much trivial shite in threads already methinks...

He's got venom in your stomach, he'e got poison in your head

Ah ha...

Anoraks rule...

Hmmm, the old quality not quantity argument again....

What about that bald bloke with the moustache who appears on Mock The Week? He's quite good.

Arthur Atkinson? "I've seen you filling father's sandwiches with tongue on a mutton day".

Andy Parsons. That was the bald fella's name. I've just remembered.

Coopercraft AEC lorry...

(Oops, I've got two of them!)

Cowboys heading the Red Injuns off at the pass?

the fox hunt, and spot the pigeon

the fornicating couple visable through the window of a superquick (prolly quite apt) building, stone churches on tunnels

I like mystery.

My brain hurts.

IS it wired for DC or DCC?

Photo examples would be good, with and without loads, and from the early 50's to present day too

Ah, pallets! I've got quite a collection in teh garden as Jewsons only occasionally have time to load empties so i have 'comparative weathering pics of new & old, very handy for seeing the co,our of weathered wood.

Ah, pallets! I've got quite a collection in teh garden as Jewsons only occasionally have time to load empties so i have 'comparative weathering pics of new & old, very handy for seeing the co,our of weathered wood.

How about a Dragon 32 ? and a game of Cuthbert.

only had a 64 when everyone had moved on to more exotic things like amiga's and mega drives

I remember handing in school work that consisted of two columns of Spectrum ZX printer roll affixed to A4 paper

is there a "link" to a thread on this?

Here's a link to the Captain's original tread:

http://www.rmweb.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=157160#p157160

thanking you

(Should be 'not paranoid').

The only thing I've got to hide is me wallet, and that's empty!

I knew it!!

All taste great with jam & cream, unless they are cheese then they should be warm with a slice of butter...

Is it wrong I read them in the different pronunciations? Oh, and one is the palace, the other is served with jam. (Try not to get it wrong, otherwise it's like eating a rock cake )

Scones or scoons but never scones...

Could be a 'container driver'...

Is that a second job or a replacement job Paul?

Replacement James. My hours have been drastically cut and I reckon I'll be out of a job soon if things don't change.

Boo!

Neigh.

Neigh.

I had a weird spell like this last week, doc just told me to rest and it has done the trick

Be well soon, Paul!

DonB,

do you have proof.

Full traffic cone story now here: http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/62748-mis-spent-youth/

Trainers on lines are dealers trademarks

What are Dog noodles are they tasty ?

Box of Sainsburys biscuits.

I take it gwrrob may prefare another supermarket chain ?

You need to try harder, I could understand what you were saying, unlike some of the posts I have seen...

AS ane fule no, Nigel Molesworth is alive & well and living in Buxton........

Kant reed nuffin U rite...RU fick, or summat? :-)

new offer only one comment per button press

new offer only one comment per button press pah

Is that why someone did three in six mins. Coat on and out of the door.

did not realise its 17 Jan 2013 already

did not realise its 17 Jan 2013 already

did not realise its 17 Jan 2013 already

Black Black at the moment, will be Less Black tomorrow.

Don't forget half-black

Are these new pots & pans for my Mother in Law?