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  1. A couple of weeks ago I asked a silly question, she said yes...

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    2. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      by eck lad, congratulations...and next time I see you in the pub...

    3. Tim V
    4. BoD

      BoD

      She took two weeks to decide?

  2. Has inadvertently started an argument about scratchbuilding...

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      ...only worse...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      If the Navy got involved, would they be looking for the Higgs Bosun?

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      He's sat in his chair...

  3. Susanna Reid or Christine Bleakley?

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    2. Allegheny1600

      Allegheny1600

      I'm with Temeraire!

      Not being greedy but with Redgate, too!

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      Jennifer Garner.

    4. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      Margaret Rutherford

  4. Wow! not driven one of them for nearly 20 years!

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      It's my Uncle's tractor, starter motor solenoid failed and it needed bumping off to start it.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Who else will you be bumping off on a dark and stormy night?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Ah, the Ealing case is solved....

  5. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Look, I knew the advert words but my comment was really funny.....................

       

    3. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Why is there no longer a 'Like' button on status comments...?!

    4. Baby Deltic

      Baby Deltic

      You'll get fat

  6. Chainsaw assessment passed easily, now I can legally cut my own leg off...

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Do you take credit cards? I have an annoying neighbour...

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      Will be cash only Mikkel. Papertrail, you see.

    4. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      Dont laugh , I knew someone who did !!!!

  7. At what point does a lawn officially become a swamp?

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    2. RJL

      RJL

      Is it still wet in Whitby?

    3. RJL

      RJL

      Has the lawn dried out yet ?

    4. Worsdell forever
  8. New camera lens in the post!

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Taken some photos of Felton Lane and it's so sharp I've had to dust the layout, it's like HD.

    3. coachmann

      coachmann

      I used old Pentax screw-thread lenses for colour photography. Sharp lenses and I just liked handling those old bodies...

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Old lens - Good.

      New Digital body (K-x) - also good

  9. Had Fish & Chips for tea tonight sat overlooking Whitby harbour, yummmmm!

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Nice one.

      I found the Magpie, which is supposed to be very good, to be a bit of a dissapointment.

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Follow the locals Paul...

    4. Hugh Flynn

      Hugh Flynn

      Just watch the seagulls if you use takeaways?

  10. Help! I'm being held captive and forced to watch football!

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I'm just waiting for a drunken chorus of:

       

      "We're coming home ... England's coming home!"

       

      Well, I'm Welsh - so I'm not likely to support England, am I?

       

      Especially when I prefer to see "football" played using an oval ball with pointed ends.

       

      Seriously though, I hope England do OK - but I'm nowhere near as worried as some people here might be.

       

      Hardly surprising, really.

  11. It's only kicking a bag of wind around a field...

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      In the same way that rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls?

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      My girlfriends son wouldn't agree with Wf, he's a Man Utd supporter and is stroppy, even for a teenage

    4. BoD

      BoD

      Thats 3 bladders and 66 players. Must be Shrove Tuesday.

  12. Noel Gallagher said last night, 'the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is the teabags' - well, it's one more than Lancashire...

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    2. 45059

      45059

      The Manchester sound was largely Factory Records, however the Yorkshire sound is largely moaning... Yorkshire is only the right side of the Pennines geographically!

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      It's good to know Lancastrians can still go and do some missionary in a 3rd world county without having to fly anywhere ;-) #redroseforever

       

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I always thought the best thing to come of Yorkshire was this:

  13. Ey Up.

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    2. Indomitable026
    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Dus’t know that ex-President Mugabe was an honorary yorkshireman – just pronounce his name backwards.

    4. Boris
  14. What possible argument could I put forward to get you a Wellington?

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    2. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      so you think if you tell them I designed it would help?

    3. RJL

      RJL

      I’m starting a Rolf Harris/Jake the peg tribute act and need one for my third leg!

    4. KDG

      KDG

      Geodesic....nice

  15. Last week I bought a new computer mouse from the well known South American river, now I'm getting emails from them advertising - guess what...

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    2. Worsdell forever
    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      Computorised mice?

      Whatever next eh?

      Bionic rats? (For Lee 'Scratch' Perry fans.)

    4. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Now you need a computer cat to get rid of them!

  16. Lets do it, lets do it...

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      Sooooop sir?

    3. uax6

      uax6

      And that catalogue on vinyl flooring.... I just hope he's not just wearing stilletos and an oven glove.

    4. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      It's OK - he's got a 'please excuse me' note from his mother.

  17. Do not text while making love, it's down right rude, and the man will charge you...

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      You will never guess what I am doing whilst texting LMAO ooh, ooh, aah, aah, yes yes yes yes yes aaagghhh YES YES YES

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Juggling a soldering iron?

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      you speakingfromexperiencethen???

      >?)

  18. Supermarket checkout person "Do you want a bag?", Me "No, I'll carry my shopping home Crackerjack style."

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    2. RJL

      RJL

      Hope they didn't give you more cabbages for dropping things?

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Had a bag of frozen peas...

    4. RJL

      RJL

      Hope the Peas weren't for a bad back or bump to the head caused by working under baseboard ???

  19. New laptop won't connect to wireless network... Grrrr!

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    2. Mike G

      Mike G

      Has the laptop identified the signal from your router? You should see a number of other peoples routers if your in a built up area...

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Try Cornermans suggestion - ask in Wheeltappers if you want assistance

    4. CovDriver

      CovDriver

      what wifi router are you using as the laptop may have an out of date connection facility ?

  20. Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.

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    2. John B

      John B

      New broom this room, sweep it clean yeah!

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      You were never fleet of foot, hippy. - Been stuck in my head about a week, that's no bad thing though.

    4. simonhaynes72

      simonhaynes72

      and a video to match...

  21. should really put the cap back on the Pringles tube...

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      last one - honest.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Three tubes later....

    4. Kempenfelt

      Kempenfelt

      Oooh dear Paul, it'll be a sad day when you cant squeeze in through the door of Erimus box! :-D

  22. has been clambering about on a steep hillside spraying weeds today and my feet are aching.

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    2. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      overspray perhaps?...

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I'd rather say he may have intended to depict rusty scrapped plants, given the concentrate's appearance!

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      yes, don't want to use trade names but it's what collies do with sheep.

  23. Has cut wood and is now glueing and screwing it together in an interesting way.

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    2. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Nah! It's Modern Art NER Style!

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Firewood stock running low?

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      You lot are all mad...

  24. Is wondering how he has gained 60+ 'likes' this afternoon.

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    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      More likes than the average conversation with a Fifer, like.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      LOL @ Michael.

    4. Boris

      Boris

      I like jam.

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