cromptonnut

I thought Brexit was what happens when a big lass from Barnsley sits on one of those plastic garden chairs.

Thank God we have our country back

Has a few layout ideas but cannot work out which suits me best.

DPD have "delivered" a parcel to a "neighbour" who isn't my neighbour and I've no idea of the location of the photo taken. No card either. Brilliant.

Just off out with my camera to shoot a scotsman. I hope the weather bucks up a bit.

Just off out with my camera to shoot a scotsman. I hope the weather bucks up a bit.

Rare traction coming past and a date on the same day? Easy, meet them at the station

Excuse me, sir, is this the train to Manchester Piccalilli?

Weymouth shed?

feels as rough as someone who's been using a few sheets of Badger's Ar** toilet paper.

That's the second day on the trot my train has been cancelled due to staff 'sickness'.

Looking at the Bachmann Class 159 in NSE livery on eBay. Tempted but I shouldn't!

Never accidently turn your head towards a fan and sneeze. Don't ask me how I know this.

Got offered £40-50 for the Bachmann 170 that I am thinking of selling. Not a chance I'm afraid...

wonders whether anyone has admitted to building a kit whilst on the bog....

Flat drill battery stops play.

Curry farts!!!!

SWMBO is fascinated by Channel 5's Trauma Doctors.Me, I've gone all squeamish.

is listening to Radio 4. Today, Woman's Hour explores the subject of farting. Is it really better out than in?

Beaten by a 15" Pizza

Wonders how long it'll be before the union decides a strike is necessary. Having memories of "Carry on at your convenience"... everybody out Brothers.

fired up the soldering iron in the hope of doing some chassis work, but ended up using it to repair the internals of a hairdryer. So near, yet so far. :-(

Sicilia provincia romana est.

Anyone got a tip for the National.

is considering backing Many Clouds to successfully defend his Grand National title.