vaughan45

Do you feel lucky 'punk'?

Don't go anywhere near Margate or Barwell.  There are angry crowds roaming without social distancing, with placards like BLACK ENGINES MATTER

Maybe I'll just drive somewhere first to check I can!

Nice...

Stone the crows

But you must get a little move on, after all it's what the people want....

...at last?

...to a good home?

...time?

...up your mind?

...space to rent?

All Right Now?

Someone gave him socks. 

Some people still talk about the "Late & Never Early Railway".

The main difference seems to be that they might be in a different part of the country ... .

Perhaps a stout wire brush might be recommended....

No, they're the ready-to-bake version.

Ruddy seagulls!

Worse than wallpaper flocking. 

Next up - swede and carrot mash

Brussels is on the E40 - check the map!

 Also: on the border of Vlaanderen and Wallonia dividing the province of Brabant! Can be tossed in olive oil and old bay seasoning then roasted for about an hour in a covered dish. Beste met  stoofvlees, potaten krokettjes en een vlaas Westmalle Duppel . Smakelijk. 

Ordered poulet but got chapon?

Précisément

The incels will be heartbroken. They can’t even get one. 

They all came arrived at the same time

Typical. Like London buses. 

That sounds like a Vauxhall car from the 70s.

Or a female of the species Chavmunda wotulookinat

Most likely place to find 'em....

Of the Acropolis?

Athos, Portos, Stratos and Hippopotamos?

The f#####g b#####d Clangers.

And the Llandudno Goats too...

You will be able to do it with six people outdoors

Wouldn't that count as a "public nuisance"?

You want McCheese with that?

Don't use this image as a Facebook Ad

https://uk.Hornby.com/products/Hornby-2019-catalogue-r621

Facebook might consider it "overtly sexual"...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55981602

Its an activity of which I'm aware...

I've certainly heard tell of it.

Yes, but what's the mule's name?

Taking my Grandson (then  3-y-o) out for the day we got to lunchtime  but he had a sit-down strike , refused to budge because he hadn't had his mid-morning snack so it could not possibly be lunchtime !

Lady Gaga spoke about her 'Muffin'...I'm guessing you're not on about eating that..

"I was being sarcastic"

Well, that was sooo obvious.

There really should be an emoji for sarcasm. Why isn't there one already? 

It would save people wasting their time.

It would only go the way of the late, lamented Groan button.

sigh

I always send private messages with trepidation, fearing that they may turn up here...

Are you confusing emojis with voting buttons?

Not at 03:00 I hope

Splendid. I take it that the IKEA baseboard department has come up trumps?

Rob

Yes, but in this instance it is a shelf, rather than a table. It is to be used for a USA N scale micro as a diversion from my ongoing 4mm Kingfisher Wharf.

Top stuff. Sheep Lane was built on a LACK shelf....