Satan's Goldfish

An overheard conversation at work between 'Jimmy' and 'Dips'. Jimmy: 'Dips, why has your name been scribbled out and mine added for unlocking the building next weeks?' Dips: 'I don't know what you're on about, I haven't changed it.' Jimmy: 'it's been changed for some reason on the 17th and 18th of August.' Me: 'it's September Jimmy........' they let this man vote!