RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) On 27/06/2021 at 17:43, alastairq said: It seems Gina has been there before with the medical folk? I should think having Matt doing your heart op would be enough to bring on a terminal seizure. It would seem La Lollo had better taste - or better opportunities - than La Cola. Edited June 28, 2021 by Compound2632 typo 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardian Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Woke up this morning to discover that Matt "Totally F-cking Hopeless" Hancock had been replaced as Secretary of State for Health & Thinning Hair by a member of the Addams Family Has anyone noticed the similarity between the new Secretary of State for Health, Sanjiv Javid, and Uncle Fester from the Addams Family? Could they be related? 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Fox 34F Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 39 minutes ago, Edwardian said: Woke up this morning to discover that Matt "Totally F-cking Hopeless" Hancock had been replaced as Secretary of State for Health & Thinning Hair by a member of the Addams Family Has anyone noticed the similarity between the new Secretary of State for Health, Sanjiv Javid, and Uncle Fester from the Addams Family? Could they be related? I think the Ministry of Health would be better run under Fester! Free lighting is a bonus. Paul 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 28, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 28, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Flying Fox 34F said: I think the Ministry of Health would be better run under Fester! Free lighting is a bonus. Indeed, a senior politician should be judged on their performance not their appearance. At least I assume that was the principle Gina was applying. Edited June 28, 2021 by Compound2632 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Fox 34F Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 39 minutes ago, Edwardian said: Woke up this morning to discover that Matt "Totally F-cking Hopeless" Hancock had been replaced as Secretary of State for Health & Thinning Hair by a member of the Addams Family Has anyone noticed the similarity between the new Secretary of State for Health, Sanjiv Javid, and Uncle Fester from the Addams Family? Could they be related? I think the Ministry of Health would be better run under Fester! Free lighting is a bonus. Paul 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nearholmer Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Edwardian said: Woke up this morning Thought for one terrible moment there that you were about to launch into the blues. Which, in a way, I suppose you did. 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 28, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Nearholmer said: Thought for one terrible moment there that you were about to launch into the blues. Which, in a way, I suppose you did. I'm just pleased to hear he's woke... 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardian Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, Nearholmer said: Thought for one terrible moment there that you were about to launch into the blues. Which, in a way, I suppose you did. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nearholmer Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Excellent. If I knew how to embed you tube videos, you could hear the one I was thinking of: Walkin’ Blues by Robert Johnson. But I don’t. So, you can’t. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted June 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 28, 2021 Woke up this mornin', That was my first mistake.... 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caley Jim Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Flying Fox 34F said: I think the Ministry of Health would be better run under Fester! Free lighting is a bonus. The Ministry of Health (and other ministries I could name) would be better run by people who know what it's like at the sharp end, rather than politicians and civil servants who don't have a scooby about the real world! Jim (who worked in health care for 38 years) 1 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysarefun Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 (edited) Here we have Lord Voldemort in charge of making asylum seekers wish they were still back in Syria getting bombed on. Edited June 28, 2021 by monkeysarefun 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Annie Posted June 28, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 28, 2021 12 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said: Here we have Lord Voldemort in charge of making asylum seekers wish they were still back in Syria getting bombed on. Why does that photo have an uncanny effect of seeming to loom at me. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysarefun Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Annie said: Why does that photo have an uncanny effect of seeming to loom at me. He always does that so you can't see the back of his head. Edited June 28, 2021 by monkeysarefun 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardian Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 8 hours ago, Nearholmer said: Excellent. If I knew how to embed you tube videos, you could hear the one I was thinking of: Walkin’ Blues by Robert Johnson. But I don’t. So, you can’t. Anything to oblige a Parishioner 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 7 hours ago, Caley Jim said: The Ministry of Health (and other ministries I could name) would be better run by people who know what it's like at the sharp end, rather than politicians and civil servants who don't have a scooby about the real world! Jim (who worked in health care for 38 years) You could always offer them dental care at the CA surgery. Just don't tell them that you won't administer local anaesthetic before using the pedal-operated drill... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, Edwardian said: Woke up this morning to discover that Matt "Totally F-cking Hopeless" Hancock had been replaced as Secretary of State for Health & Thinning Hair by a member of the Addams Family Has anyone noticed the similarity between the new Secretary of State for Health, Sanjiv Javid, and Uncle Fester from the Addams Family? Could they be related? Bring back William Hague, at least you knew where you were with the Mekon! Edited June 29, 2021 by Hroth Hate trying to do stuff on tablets... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Northroader Posted June 29, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 29, 2021 Playin’ the blues, eh? Here’s one to cover Hancocks half hour https://letsloop.com/artist/temperance-seven-plus-one/song/laughing-blues 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 sings "I'm Tired Of All Those Blues Blues"* How about something with a bit more snap to it, and Railway Related too! * Don't get me wrong, I like the blues, but too much is like hitting the John Dowland vibe, or Joy Division all afternoon... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardian Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Northroader said: Playin’ the blues, eh? Here’s one to cover Hancocks half hour https://letsloop.com/artist/temperance-seven-plus-one/song/laughing-blues I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 44 minutes ago, Hroth said: sings "I'm Tired Of All Those Blues Blues"* How about something with a bit more snap to it, and Railway Related too! * Don't get me wrong, I like the blues, but too much is like hitting the John Dowland vibe, or Joy Division all afternoon... Excellent. Chaps, you've got us back on track ..... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 11 hours ago, monkeysarefun said: Here we have Lord Voldemort in charge of making asylum seekers wish they were still back in Syria getting bombed on. We have a Lady Voldemort, who would like asylum seekers to the UK, wishing likewise while in a processing centre far, far away. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 A very atypical expression, she usually goes around with a fixed grin/smirk. But she doesn't like being told so. Perhaps she's practicing the Hard Hearted Hannah look? Sorry..... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagonman Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 I still can't stop thinking that putting an Ayn Rand loving banker in charge of the NHS is not going to end well... #Bluestime 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunwurken Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Why are they called the Temperance Seven when there appear to be nine members in the band? Just asking!! Malcolm 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ian Simpson Posted June 29, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, dunwurken said: Why are they called the Temperance Seven when there appear to be nine members in the band? Just asking!! Malcolm Perhaps the other two have gone back on the sauce? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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