Damo666 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 And also when does a boat become a ship? OK, I've heard an answer that can narrow this down a little. According to Saga Norén, (County Police, Malmö from the TV series 'The Bridge'), she corrected her boss in series 2 who enquired about the boat that hit the bridge. She said it was a ship, as it was 12m long and 4m wide. Now,if you really really really want to know at what point a boat becomes a ship, then give Saga a call, I've got more important things to do, like read the rest of the forum posts before hitting the bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertiedog Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 A piece of string is represented by a specific length related to the particular piece of string, but the confusion comes with not specifiying a particular piece but try to provide a general argument to cover any length of string without knowing the parameters involved in the calculation of it’s length. A general rule is that it is nearly always too short or too long, although with too long it may be shortened quite easily, resolved with scissors or a negative value equal to the excess length of string. Knotting in extra string tends towards confusion, as the string in the knot is not easy to calculate. The formula X=L, where L equals length seems the most useful..................Why is Crossrail so delayed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 .............Why is Crossrail so delayed? No idea but will it just become Slightly Annoyed Rail once it's working ok? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn will be observing Yom Kippur....? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn will be observing Yom Kippur....? Far more likely than any of the other lot observing Ramadan but why let the truth get in the way of a political dig? https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/785827477016850432?lang=en Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 11, 2018 I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn will be observing Yom Kippur....? Kippurs? Yom yom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 G'Day Folks Has anyone built a 3 rail P4 layout !!!!!! manna 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 My dog wakes me up at 7 o'clock (give or take 5 minutes) every morning, how does she know what the time is? One of our cats usuallyappears for his supper at exactly the right time. I've got no idea how he knows what time it is. He even appeared at the right time the day after the clocks changed... Do the marketing people really think we won't notice when the pack gets smaller but the price goes up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 My dog wakes me up at 7 o'clock (give or take 5 minutes) every morning, how does she know what the time is?... One of our cats usually appears for his supper at exactly the right time. I've got no idea how he knows what time it is. He even appeared at the right time the day after the clocks changed... The scientific approach insists that this may be what you observe, but a little more testing is required. The animal doesn't tell time as we do, and can achieve the above effects by simply wandering into the perception zone of the observer evey ten minutes or thereabouts. Eventually this synchronises with the observer regaining conciousness or assuming the handing out food position. ...Do the marketing people really think we won't notice when the pack gets smaller but the price goes up? Or likewise that we won't notice when size and price stays the same, but the quality of the contents is degraded? Marketing don't much care one way or the other. That both these approaches are in regular use tells me that sufficient customers don't notice or alternatively don't care, for them to be viable techniques, and that's satisfactory enough. (Conversely, you can spot the good stuff from those that care about their product by maintained quality and modest occasional price increases.) What is it about 'one basket only' that some shopping trolley users cannot understand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 Who is Sylvia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugd1022 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Did the gold fall out of the back of the Harrington or not...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 Is a female gladiator, a gladioli? Take a marker pen, and write a number on a boomerang. Now, throw the boomerang, and concentrate. It should come to you. "They threw a tomato at my old mate Jim, He said that it hurt, it came in a tin". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 Did the gold fall out of the back of the Harrington or not...? IJ 78203.jpg What was his idea or have I missed TIJ2? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 What was his idea or have I missed TIJ2? According to Michael Caine, it was to switch on the engine and wait for the fuel to run out, thus reducing the weight at the back enough to improve the balance. Apparently the mafia would then get the gold, and the sequel would be Croker's gang trying to get it back again... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) What is greater, a half of a quarter. or, a quarter of a half? Little John eats 50% of a box of sweets, Big Jim eats another 90%. What has Big Jim got? Correct, a smack on the nose.... James is taking home 15 cooking apples. Jenny is taking 87.25%apples more. What has Jenny got? Big pockets.... Edited September 11, 2018 by tomparryharry 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 11, 2018 I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn will be observing Yom Kippur....? Never mind that, what have the Romans ever done for us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugd1022 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Never mind that, what have the Romans ever done for us? Clogged up the A5 with lorries, mostly Another burning question : ''dear BBC, why oh why oh why...?'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free At Last Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 If James Brown was feeling good how come he died? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted September 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 11, 2018 Is a mojito a small mojo? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 A burning question raised on an earlier version of RMweb.. Why did/do the 3/4 Musketeers fight with Swords ? ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Is a female gladiator, a gladioli? When asked to confirm this, one replied: "Gladioallova? Yes I'm gladioallova…." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co-tr-Paul Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 According to Michael Caine, it was to switch on the engine and wait for the fuel to run out, thus reducing the weight at the back enough to improve the balance. Apparently the mafia would then get the gold, and the sequel would be Croker's gang trying to get it back again... Bedford VAL - fuel tank in middle ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co-tr-Paul Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Why does it rain all day on the day you have to put out your rubbish/sort recycling ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
62613 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Is a female gladiator, a gladioli? "They threw a tomato at my old mate Jim, He said that it hurt, it came in a tin". A gladioli is a group of gladiators " To market, to market with my brother Jim, When somebody threw a tomato at him, "Tomatoes are soft", I can hear you all sing, But this one were hard 'cos it came in a tin" Oldham Tinkers, about 1976 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted September 14, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 14, 2018 Why did/do the 3/4 Musketeers fight with Swords ? ? Not very tall, those 3/4 Musketeers. Being 3/4 size, they must have carried step ladders.... The story goes that they couldn't reach the horse stirrups, so they stole the Kings shopping trolley. The smaller one rode in the kiddies seat. "All for one! And one for all! Who's got the token?" Meanwhile, on a hill just outside Hastings.. " You stay careful with that bow & arrow young man! You'll have someone's eye out!" Happy Friday, everyone! Ian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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