RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 23 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Peter Kazmierczak said: ...snip... Remember; vote early, vote often... Ah the city of Chicago's motto for many years! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombatofludham Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 4 hours ago, tigerburnie said: I really must get my eyes seen too, I read that as "erection"............................................ Judging by the near orgasmic reaction of the Westminster press pack yesterday I think a General Erection was announced. Of course, a General Erection is the kind of military sex scandal the old News of the World would love. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
didcot Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 2 hours ago, Metr0Land said: Funnily enough I checked recently what the odds would be for a hung parliament, thinking that it might be worth a £10 punt. I think hanging was banned some time ago and as for punts.....you can make your own mind up on who they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted May 23 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 23 25 minutes ago, didcot said: I think hanging was banned some time ago and as for punts.....you can make your own mind up on who they are. Punts are on the Cam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted May 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 23 Surely you would need to take a punt on a well-hung parliament in a general erection. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 11 minutes ago, 97406 said: Surely you would need to take a punt on a well-hung parliament in a general erection. A well-hung parliament that will swing both ways for ultimate popularity from both sides of the house. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted May 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 23 Do you dress to the right or dress to the left sir? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Gilbert Posted May 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 23 9 minutes ago, Metr0Land said: Do you dress to the right or dress to the left sir? Both....just saying...😉 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
didcot Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 10 minutes ago, Metr0Land said: Do you dress to the right or dress to the left sir? No in the bedroom usually Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
didcot Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Do you dress to left or do you dress to right! Let's do the time warp again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 24 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 24 On 23/05/2024 at 10:15, 97406 said: Surely you would need to take a punt on a well-hung parliament in a general erection. On 23/05/2024 at 10:27, woodenhead said: A well-hung parliament that will swing both ways for ultimate popularity from both sides of the house. I believe the proper term is" well-hanged" if you are referring to the neck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Just now, J. S. Bach said: I believe the proper term is" well-hanged" if you are referring to the neck. I think we were thinking something different, a different body part pun. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted May 24 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24 17 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: I believe the proper term is" well-hanged" if you are referring to the neck. In these modern times, I’ll settle for locking them up and throwing away the key. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 24 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, 97406 said: In these modern times, I’ll settle for locking them up and throwing away the key. Then the taxpayer has to pay for their upkeep. A total loss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted May 24 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24 1 minute ago, J. S. Bach said: Then the taxpayer has to pay for their upkeep. A total loss. Yes, but we can make them suffer. Des o’Connor played over the tannoy 24/7. Laxatives in the tea…… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted May 24 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24 (edited) ….spend their fortunes on public services….. Edited May 24 by 97406 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 (edited) A suitable campaign song for any party willing to take it on.... Of course, there would have to be some work done on lyric localisation and so on, but that shouldn't take too long... Edited May 24 by Hroth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 5 hours ago, Hroth said: A suitable campaign song for any party willing to take it on.... Of course, there would have to be some work done on lyric localisation and so on, but that shouldn't take too long... Already done a few years back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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