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15 minutes ago, Grizz said:


Good plan and down the slope is what I’ve been doing and it works really well at full speed, but it won’t cut up the slope so easily. So there have been a lot of non cutting runs as I struggle back up the slope to gain height…before turning to attack again. 
It is the turning at the bottom of each run, with the momentum that I’ve built up, desperately trying to reduce speed before attempting each turn and trying not to role it. Loads of fun.
 

One thing occurs to me…..I haven’t tried it after a few beers yet. But with bonfire season upon us again already I suspect it won’t be long before I final loose my inhibitions or final grip on reality and give it ago. I can confidently state right here and now that Mrs Grizz’s levels of sympathy following just such an event will be difficult to measure as I don’t think that there exists a unit of measurement that can accurately record data that low. 🤣

I am sorry but this still sounds like a rollover accident waiting to happen.

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Wish my mower had a locking differential , even on my hill the rise in 150 yards, 5 feet😀. A small lump will cause wheel slip.

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27 minutes ago, skipepsi said:

I am sorry but this still sounds like a rollover accident waiting to happen.


I would agree but for the fact that so far I’ve learnt to lean into the bent and go with the ride. Ah it takes me back years and years, to when I wasn’t such an ….erm….’an upstanding pillar of the community’…..to blatting bikes back from late night lock-ins at various pubs in deepest sleepy Sussex. So far past the cusp of legality that you almost met it coming the other way! ….Ah happy days. Sadly quite a few that did it are no longer with us. But it was a quieter time, with much much less traffic and I was an idiot amongst idiots. 
 

Ahem….😬…..meanwhile back at the farm I’m just enjoying a last ‘Kipper Tie’ to quote an old friend from Brum, then I’ll be off to the paddock. Wish me luck. 

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We had a light shower early this morning. Aditi assumed it was going to rain all day but it stopped. I have cut both lawns (that is an exaggeration really, two grassy areas containing other assorted self planted vegetation. As I had done the lawn cutting, Aditi is wielding her secateurs. This is sensible as I have been known to prune the wrong plant, or the right plant the wrong way. 
Thunderstorms with rain are still forecast for later this afternoon, but not on the AccuWeather app. Very different to the BBC forecast. 

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Bear here.......

A morning of prep work - fascia board sanded, de-dusted, wiped clean with white spirit then a few very minor areas given a coat of primer.  Tick.

I also filled the small ding in one of the window ledges - the filler is a type that needs to be mixed first (it smells like car body filler) which is a bit of a pain; it works very well but has next to buggerall working time before starting to set, which an even bigger pain.

 

ION........

A little snippet for @iL Dottore:

 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/remoaner-group-who-handed-out-eu-flags-at-bbc-proms-named-and-shamed-after-funding-plea/ar-AA1gyQ5u?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0b85884eded948ed95cd218f51696cd3&ei=11

 

BG

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Afternoon all,

 

A dull and damp morning here, more or less as predicted, also cooler than it's been recently. I usually look at both the Met Office and the BBC forecasts and these often differ. And if in doubt or it's important, I check the rain radar site - as well as being old fashioned and take a look out of the window. Round these parts, the BBC usually overforecasts rain. 

 

I've had to stay in for appointments and parcels anyway, so not much grumbling done. I've been working through the emails again. Today, I offer a few thoughts on alcohol, firstly some warnings:

 

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and knickers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your backside kicked or your nose punched.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol mae mack yoo tink yew kan tpye reel
gode.

 

And if that has worried anyone, a counter argument suggesting why alcohol can be good for you:

 

Well, you see it's like this Fred. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd's hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones which are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd and species as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group improves by the regular culling of the weakest members. Now we know the doctors say consumption of alcohol kills brain cells. But if it attacks the slowest and weakest cells first, then regular consumption must be like a training programme for the brain, clearing out the weaker cells and making the brain faster and more efficient. So that Fred, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. 

 

Well, that's alright then... 

 

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Afternoon all from Estuary-Land. Not much doing this afternoon, certainly not the G word as the garden is still a building site and still damp from this mornings rain.I do have a few things to do inside so I'd better get on with it.

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Ever since the BBC dropped the Met office for a lower quoting commercial organisation, their weather forecasting, both live and in app has been atrociously inaccurate. I've found the Met office app to be rather more accurate, though not as pretty as the BBC one!

 

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The Norwegian weather prediction and “now” for here doesn’t match what is outside . Most of the others are wrong too. I am sure that the weather outside our immediate area is as forecast though. Our very local weather is strange. 

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And if you're near coastal waters, the Shipping Forecast might prove useful in terms of what to expect....

 

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/specialist-forecasts/coast-and-sea/shipping-forecast

 

The forecasts do tend to the terse, for example:

 

East Sole, Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea

Northerly 4 to 6 becoming variable 2 to 4, then southwesterly 4 to 6 later in Fastnet and Irish Sea. Slight or moderate, becoming smooth or slight for a time except in east Sole and southwest Fastnet. Showers then mainly fair. Good

 

Basically its windspeed, sea state, the weather (precipitation, etc) and ends with visibility

 

Currently the west coast of Ireland is due a pasting...

 

 

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