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9 minutes ago, Peter Kazmierczak said:

I was trying NOT to put the central heating on this month, but despite the sun now shining, I've succumbed...

 

My CH is staying on until Easter.

But as that's at the end of the month....

 

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7 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

Looks like that bloke from Kajagoogoo...

 


I think that nowadays it is possible to correct that terrible life impacting affliction (Kajagoogoo) with a simple medical procedure.

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18 minutes ago, Hroth said:

Looks like that bloke from Kajagoogoo...

"That bloke From Kajagoogoo" sounds like the title of a bush ballad which I shall write now.

 

 

That Bloke From Kajagoogoo

 

From Wollongong to Wee Waa, via the bullocks dusty track,

 

the story at each lonely pubs the same

 

"That bloke from kajagoogoo is missing far outback!" 

 

But  his latest single was extremely lame.

 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, jjb1970 said:

Happy birthday to Ian! Have a good'un!

 

Over here I am ready to throw my laptop through the window. There are three IMO sessions in the space of three weeks (I am heading off to London again next weekend) and part of my job is to provide summaries of documents, an analysis of positions and possible outcomes and draft interventions (I drafted and submitted our own submissions weeks ago). I  always think whinging about a job I willingly accepted a bit stupid as it's a major (the core) part of it but three meetings in five weeks is pretty intense. It's over 300 submissions across the three meetings, some of which are ridiculously bloated.

 

Some delegations can write a very tight, succinct document using normal language, others write voluminous submissions that go on forever using turgid language designed to look clever and legalistic and which really don't say much. 

Sounds like you need some help from some AI to do all that for you..........

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2 hours ago, BSW01 said:

Good morning everyone 

 

Well, it’s raining here again, what a surprise, not! We are shortly setting off to collect Vickie, Ava and Evie, we will then head off for our regular drink and a slice at a local cafe. After that we are once again going to the Trafford Centre, as Vickie and Evie want to do some shopping. Apparently WE are also doing some more shopping too. I just hope it isn’t as expensive as yesterday was! Oh well, like I keep telling Sheila, there are no pockets in shrouds and if we don’t spend it, the kids will! 
 

Back later. 
 

Brian. 

Trafford Centre... on a wet Saturday....many hours of fun in the car park

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Medical Dictionary definition - Kajagoogoo - injury to testicular region, usually resulting from leaping out of, or into a motor vehicle without first checking the whereabouts of the seat belt. 
 

Maybe that’s what made his hair stand up on end? 

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1 minute ago, Grizz said:

Medical Dictionary definition - Kajagoogoo - injury to testicular region, usually resulting from leaping out of, or into a motor vehicle without first checking the whereabouts of the seat belt. 
 

 

They did have song called “Ooh to be Ahh”. Now we know why.

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10 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said:

"That bloke From Kajagoogoo" sounds like the title of a bush ballad which I shall write now.

 

 

That Bloke From Kajagoogoo

 

From Wollongong to Wee Waa, via the bullocks dusty track,

 

the story at each lonely pubs the same

 

"That bloke from kajagoogoo is missing far outback!" 

 

But  his latest single was extremely lame.

 

 

 

 


Ladies and Germs……presenting Australia’s Poet Laureate……

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43 minutes ago, Grizz said:


Wow…..she’s tall.

 

Or alternatively he’s short I s’pose.

 

It is fantastic to see that he hasn’t let this difference in height get him down thought, isn’t it? 

I am guessing he's not interested in her eyes

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35 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said:

 

 

Not going by their wedding piccy!

 

 

 

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They say the 70's was the decade that style forgot, but I say that  the 80's was the decade that style got  dragged from its bed,  driven to a lonely bush site, was forced to dig its own grave then got shot a dozen times before being covered in dirt sticks and leaves , then got dug up again  and had petrol poured on it and lit, then the embers got  stamped all over by elephants  before being  flushed down a toilet, then its home was carpet bombed with napalm. And then salted.

Very good of her to wear a dress where it would not be noticed she was on her knees the entire time so as not to show how incredibly short he really was.

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6 minutes ago, woodenhead said:

Very good of her to wear a dress where it would not be noticed she was on her knees the entire time so as not to show how incredibly short he really was.

Well spotted!   Actually on her resume  (ie Penthouse cover pic) it shows her legs actually end at the knees.

 

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(I'd be interested in reading up on Volvos new image if anyone has a copy)     

 

 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, The Lurker said:

They did have song called “Ooh to be Ahh”. Now we know why.

 

And why they were subsequently "Too Shy"...

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6 minutes ago, monkeysarefun said:

Well spotted!   Actually on her resume  (ie Penthouse cover pic) it shows her legs actually end at the knees.

 

And we'll find out why she left Warwick if you get an copy......I think it's because he couldn't look her in the eye, but I am sure he did appreciate her bendiness.

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18 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

And why they were subsequently "Too Shy"...

You seem to  know a lot about them so I checked out your Facebook timeline - theres your answer!

 

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11 minutes ago, Coombe Barton said:

So are you saying that you aren't a fan of warm tarts???

 

As The Beatles sang, "Happiness is a Warm Tart"

 

I think...

 

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8 minutes ago, Coombe Barton said:

So are you saying that you aren't a fan of warm tarts???

We went on a tram tour of Lisbon and the refreshments were tarts from the Belem shop and wine. The tour was mainly US and UK passengers from our cruise ship. Most of the Americans declined the cakes and alcohol so for the rest of us there were seconds. In a traffic jam, one of the couriers got off  and bought back bottles of water and soft drinks for those who had declined alcohol. I am not sure which part of the ship those US citizens came from, the Americans in our onboard restaurant didn’t seem to have any problems with alcohol or cakes. 

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1 hour ago, Winslow Boy said:

And you.

I'm off across to the shed now. Just thought you would like to know. 

 

Jamie

 

 

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1 minute ago, jamie92208 said:

I'm off across to the shed now. Just thought you would like to know. 

 

Jamie

 

 

 

Informative, but some ER residents get a bit upset about that sort of update.

Its a bit of a puzzle why that should be so...

 

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23 hours ago, iL Dottore said:

 

Welcome to the reality of your new life, Bear

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Perhaps Bear would be interested in the dessert counter at our favourite local restaurant 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Gwiwer said:

Perhaps Bear would be interested in the dessert counter at our favourite local restaurant 

 

 

 

 

One can imagine a backsliding Bear starting at one end and slowly working his way to the other...  I do say "imagine", I'm sure that his willpower is up to the task of resisting such temptation!

 

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