Whacky Signs.

[PhilJ W]

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[Hroth]

14 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

 

Performed by a substantially proportioned singing woman?

 

1 minute ago, PhilJ W said:

 

Reminds me of the Chinese takeaway that was next door to a veterinary surgery....

 

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[Tankerman]

19 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

Well at least we know what part of the animal the meat came from.

[Tankerman]

12 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

 

This brought back memories of the happy four months I spent as the commissioning Electrical officer of a ship being built at Moss Verft in 1975. Each day a number of trucks passed through Moss with the word Fartings or something similar on their sides.

 

As we used to have a drink with some of the yard staff in a bar called the Parketten in the evenings we asked what fart meant. We were told that it is pronounced far-ta and was the Swedish word for speedy or quick. 

 

As you can imagine this information, after a few drinks, and to the bewilderment of the Norwegians, sent us into roars of laughter. When we explained the meaning of the word in English they joined in the laughter. 

 

 

[Jonboy]

58 minutes ago, Hroth said:

Reminds me of the Chinese takeaway that was next door to a veterinary surgery....

 

My wife used to work at an undertakers with a Chinese next door…..

[Ruffnut Thorston]

2 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

Like (Sir) Cliff Richards Brum Burger, but a bit different…

 

See the film “Take Me High” for details…

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_High

 

 

[melmerby]

2 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

There was a Chinese takeaway in Blake Lane Birmingham called "Wing Fat"

I hear the Chicken Chow Mein wasn't up to much!

 

There is a Chinese Food Manufacturer in Winson Green, Birmingham also called Wing Fat:

Their premises don't look up too much either

 

 

 

 

 

[melmerby]

1 hour ago, Jonboy said:

My wife used to work at an undertakers with a Chinese next door…..

There's a pet food shop next to an undertakers not too far from where I live.....

[Hroth]

10 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

 

But rump steak is sooooooooooooo tasty!!!

 

9 hours ago, Jonboy said:

My wife used to work at an undertakers with a Chinese next door…..

 

7 hours ago, melmerby said:

There's a pet food shop next to an undertakers not too far from where I live.....

 

You'd think that one or the other would have thought "thats not right" when selecting the site..... 

 

[60021 Pen-y-Ghent]

On 22/08/2021 at 00:36, PhilJ W said:

You'd have thought the Impatient bit would have been the first on the list so that the Impatient would read it first.

[Ian Morgan]

There used to be a chinese restaurant in Munich called Fatt So.

 

[PhilJ W]

2 hours ago, 60021 Pen-y-Ghent said:

You'd have thought the Impatient bit would have been the first on the list so that the Impatient would read it first.

Thats why they're impatient.

[ikks]

20 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

That just cost me a bloody beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........all over the arm chair

Mike

 

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Edited August 25, 2021 by PhilJ W

[Steamport Southport]

30 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

 

That's why they end up with black eyes.....

 

 

[J. S. Bach]

41 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

West Virginia?