Whacky Signs.

[Hroth]

4 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Back on topic:

 

 

 

Not a fish!

 

[martin_wynne]

Not fish:

 

 

[SHMD]

According to a learned published paper, there is no such thing as a fish.

 

 

Kev.

 

[SHMD]

 

 

Kev.

[J. S. Bach]

In North America, the following:

 

"pillow sham

 

noun

 

noun: pillow sham; plural noun: pillow shams

 

a decorative pillowcase for covering a pillow when it is not in use."

 

 

[J. S. Bach]

No comment:

[griffgriff]

18 hours ago, Hroth said:

 

 

Not a fish!

 

Fish

[billbedford]

[F-UnitMad]

Fish:-

[Hroth]

3 hours ago, F-UnitMad said:

Fish:-

 

We're not going to have a hurricane....

 

A fishy story!

 

[pH]

 

I don’t know what that means. Nice pickup, though.

[martin_wynne]

V.I.P. parking space.

 

But surely that should now be the Mid-Day Meal Provisioning Supervisor ?

 

 

[luckymucklebackit]

I overheard a conversation between two guys who rounded up the shopping trolleys at Asda, the older one was telling the new start "now remember, you are not a trolley collector, you are an asset recovery technician"

 

Jim

[jcredfer]

I used to be a human adjuster of cerebral cellular activity enhancement - got paid for it, too!  Most of you have benefited from others such as me.

 

Julian

 

[stewartingram]

When my wife was at work in a small electronic factory, there was a guy come in to do some work for the company. She got talking to him and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was the 'Vision Technician'.

 

He had come to clean the windows......

[PaulRhB]

Additional Livery Elements - graffiti, the ALE train. 
 

Bovine incursion - cows on the line. 
 

I once got pulled up by the boss to explain why I’d written something in the log. 
“ TRACK CIRCUIT FLICKED, . . . “

so I said what’s wrong with that?

He said you can’t write that in an official document!

I said what am I supposed to write instead of flicked then? 
Cue boss looking closely at it and looking a bit sheepish, ah sorry I thought it was a U . .

 

So I said, well technically that’s true too!

 

😇

[J. S. Bach]

Having absolutely no idea what "FLICKED" means; I, too, would think the same! 🙃

[PhilJ W]

[Hroth]

On 30/04/2023 at 22:22, jcredfer said:

I used to be a human adjuster of cerebral cellular activity enhancement - got paid for it, too!  Most of you have benefited from others such as me.

 

Julian

 

 

TBH some weren't very good at it.....

 

[PaulRhB]

19 hours ago, J. S. Bach said:

Having absolutely no idea what "FLICKED" means; I, too, would think the same! 🙃

It’s what we call it when a section shows occupied briefly when no train is there. Usually due to a poor connection or broken wire etc, the lamps in the diagram flicker. 

[jcredfer]

5 hours ago, Hroth said:

 

TBH some weren't very good at it.....

 

 

Sadly, very true, fortunately, a relatively small number of those who, apparently, were qualified to do what I described. accompanied by their in-ability to recognise the talents of those of those who would benefit from being shown how to do so.

 

The good news is that in the mainstream there are a huge number of very successful and appreciated purveyors of cerebral enhancement.

 

Edited May 2, 2023 by jcredfer

[chris-shay]

Spotted in Denmark a few years ago. Youngest was playing up at the time so it seemed appropriate to get it for her…

[Cowley 47521]

On 29/04/2023 at 18:16, griffgriff said:

Fish

I saw some ointment for an outbreak of fish in a supermarket in Porto last week:

 

[martin_wynne]

 

[martin_wynne]