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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted October 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2023 Just print a fly on the porcelain, there's not a man alive that can resist that. Got a real fly in mid air 'mid stream' once, one of the most ridiculously satisfying moments of my life* but there were no witnesses to be amazed at my accuracy... *Feel free to make judgements on the subject of how generally satisfying my life has been on the basis of this zenith. 'ked his day up, though! 2 1 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted October 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Just print a fly on the porcelain, there's not a man alive that can resist that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_target 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 29 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Just print a fly on the porcelain, there's not a man alive that can resist that. Got a real fly in mid air 'mid stream' once, one of the most ridiculously satisfying moments of my life* but there were no witnesses to be amazed at my accuracy... In the days before TikTok I guess… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted October 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Just print a fly on the porcelain, there's not a man alive that can resist that. Got a real fly in mid air 'mid stream' once, one of the most ridiculously satisfying moments of my life* but there were no witnesses to be amazed at my accuracy... *Feel free to make judgements on the subject of how generally satisfying my life has been on the basis of this zenith. 'ked his day up, though! Was the fly anywhere close to the urinal? 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post franciswilliamwebb Posted October 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Vistisen said: Was the fly anywhere close to the urinal? Not after he'd chased it through to the lounge bar 😉 1 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, Dagworth said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_target Seen this at Schipol Airport. In the early 1990s, the story goes, the cleaning manager at the Airport was trying to reduce “spillage” around urinals. He settled on etching small, photorealistic images of flies on the urinals, right near the drain. The idea was to give people something to aim at. Jim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted October 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2023 The old Fishguard-Rosslare ferry, Stena Felicity (rather charmingly named after a Haverfordwest lady's cat, the result of a naming competition in the local areas around Fishguard and Rosslare), had RAF roundel targets (the original purpose of these being to show the Luftwaffe where the fuel lines, control cables, and other vulnerable things were to make life more interesting, possibly shorter but more interesting, for RAF pilots) on the urinals. These could be quite challenging on winter crossings in bad weather... Funfunfunfunfunseasickfun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 24, 2023 17 hours ago, Vistisen said: Was the fly anywhere close to the urinal? Yes, in front on the floor. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 24, 2023 36 minutes ago, 30801 said: You just need to faster than your friend = no problem! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Jeremy Cumberland Posted October 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 24, 2023 1 hour ago, kevinlms said: You just need to faster than your friend = no problem! Or slower. Let the friend encounter the bull, then walk past unobtrusively. The friendship might be rather strained by the episode, though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted October 24, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, Jeremy Cumberland said: Or slower. Let the friend encounter the bull, then walk past unobtrusively. The friendship might be rather strained by the episode, though. Save your friend. Fly a drone with a red flag. 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meil Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 On 23/07/2023 at 23:17, PhilJ W said: For all the good they will do you, you might as well shove-em up your ar**e 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 “Our aim is to keep this washroom clean. Your aim will help” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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