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Andy Y

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Reminds me of when I worked at Dover and upset the then Captain of the 'Normandie' by referring to his docking technique as similar to his car parking quayside, "Keep going til you hit something that stops you"

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/embed/QYltdonj2iE?wmode=transparent&rel=0&autohide=1&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=1

We frequently went into Dover stern first on the Bruges.

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perfect ship parking there between the two others and didn't knock the smaller blue/white boat over.

 

 

 

unless he use to drive hovercrafts and forgot where he was

I you watch the vid from the crew on the ship you will see the 1st attempt! Edited by lightengine
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This arrived on a road around here  yesterday, which you may not find unusual

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Just how do you go on a diversionary route to a dead end road? since its a dead end road you would only need to go down there  for Access!!

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Bob received the following text from his neighbour...

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I am so sorry Bob.

I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt,

and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

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Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,

grabbed his gun, and without a word,

shot his wife and killed her.

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A few moments later, a second text came in:

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Damn auto correct

..... I meant "Wi-Fi", not "wife".

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