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Hell, Hull and Halifax, surely?

I suppose you should include that Corner of Hell that's in Berkshire, that happens to be near to Inkpen that in turn is just down the road from Titcomb.

https://goo.gl/maps/gHNVzHqMF4s

 

Pity Me is just up the road from me which is strange because after regularly driving some 500 miles to Cornwall  would drive through Pityme again on my way to Splatt. I now find when visiting a pal in the wilds of Northumberland I have to pass though yet another Pity Me to get to his gaff .

Woe is me.

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There is a great book one place names which make great railway names. "Rude Britain" by Bob Bailey and Ed Hurst.

 

Top 10

10, Slag lane Haydock Merseyside

9, Shitterton Dorset

8, Back Passage London

7, Fingeringhoe Essex

6, Muff/Magh Northern Ireland

5, Sandy Balls Hampshire

4,Twatt Orkney

3, Bell End West Midlands

2, Minge Lane Upton Severn

1, Cocks Cornwall

 

I choose 24 "Scratchy Bottom" for my LSWR layout

 

Marc 

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Not a place specifically, but it was on a road sign on the A2 at one point: Thong Chalk (being a turning off to the places 'Thong' and 'Chalk')

 

Near the turnoff for Hoo Junction off the Strood-Gravesend road I think. Grew up round there and cycled that way many times. Funny how local placenames seem totally normal. 

 

Weirdly, when I typed thong chalk into google images, it came up with a photo of the Ham Sandwich sign, also in Kent, after about 3 screens of underwear and flip-flops.

 

Edit: hilarious "safely" sign at the Thong Lane/Chalk junction on the A226 on google maps:

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Morals
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Morals

Are you as moral as you think you are?

Why do I feel like that joke was written for someone else? I wonder how many different versions of it orbit the internet?

 

It needs to be updated up for the digital world - like telephoto or wide angle and I would change the venue to Palm Beach, Florida - home of Mar-a-Lago the Trump estate.

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How depressing.

 

How terribly depressing.

 

Personally I am not entirely convinced that Mr Trump is not a few carriages short of a rake. However to wish death on someone and accuse him of being a criminal just because you disagree with his politics is really not cricket- or baseball if you prefer.

 

The "Punchline" of the "joke" was also entirely predictable.

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Must say I'd be tempted to save him, knowing that the monetory reward would allow me to live comfortably for the rest of life somewhere Trump's political macerations could not reach me.

He'd tell everyone that he's a winner because people like him enough to save him and make you head of FEMA as your reward - a poisoned chalice if ever there were one.

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There is a great book one place names which make great railway names. "Rude Britain" by Bob Bailey and Ed Hurst.

 

Top 10

10, Slag lane Haydock Merseyside

9, Shitterton Dorset

8, Back Passage London

7, Fingeringhoe Essex

6, Muff/Magh Northern Ireland

5, Sandy Balls Hampshire

4,Twatt Orkney

3, Bell End West Midlands

2, Minge Lane Upton Severn

1, Cocks Cornwall

 

I choose 24 "Scratchy Bottom" for my LSWR layout

 

Marc 

Theres a Knicker Brow opposite the old saddleworth station 

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Staying with signs, here is the approach to the station at Hatfield Peverel (Essex, UK), on Google Streetview. The post with the station sign has been leaning for many years.

 

Earlier this week, some men came to do some work on the sign. They dug out the foundations, set the post upright, and poured in some fresh concrete. This is how they left the sign:

 

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- Richard.

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Reblogged on tumblr so many times I don't know where the original is.


Realistic Indiana Jones movies

Indiana Jones and the Tomb That Had Already Been Looted in the 19th Century

Indiana Jones and Pottery Fragment #1478

Indiana Jones and the Site Under Somebody's House So There Was No Way To Excavate It

Indiana Jones and the Thing That Turned Out To Be A Low Status Cooking Pot

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Three Damaged Columns And Some Demolition Rubble

Indiana Jones and the Just Got A Pass For Intro To Archaeology

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