Osgood Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Maybe he didn't want to put unnecessary delivery mileage on the new sack barrow...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manna Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 G'Day Folks 7 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Following on from the last post, I had to find out what the common symptoms are, number 2 on the list according to This Website is "Diarrhea, Constipation and Smelly Feces" Which is great as mine smell of lavender and wild roses (aye, after they have been composted and mixed with fresh manure) 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Classsix T Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 "It's a bum rap copper!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Its a photoshop job, the real number plate is PI6 5CUM 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 18, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) 55 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Its a photoshop job, the real number plate is PI6 5CUM Queensland used to use the first letter on their number plates starting with N.O,P,Q. They did manage to put plates on a police car that started 'PIG' and 3 digits. not for long, as the police union complained - rightly so IMO. Then there's this. https://www.qt.com.au/news/queensland-police-prove-they-have-sense-humour/3157324/ Edited March 18, 2019 by kevinlms 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted March 18, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2019 I learned to drive at our force driving school in a Hillman Avenger with the registration letters PYG. The force had many of them. Jamie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted March 18, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 18, 2019 I remember back in the 90s seeing an unmarked police car on the motorway into Blackpool with the reg No M55 COP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 This reminds me of the Monty Python sketch "How not to be scene" Marc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manna Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 G'Day Folks 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted March 19, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 19, 2019 My daughter was in a meeting today and she was asked “if she could perform under pressure” she replied, “no, but I can do a very good version of Bohemian Rhapsody” 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JamieR4489 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 20 hours ago, BSW01 said: My daughter was in a meeting today and she was asked “if she could perform under pressure” she replied, “no, but I can do a very good version of Bohemian Rhapsody” https://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/741-the-forum-jokes-thread/&do=findComment&comment=3495209 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium dale159 Posted March 21, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21, 2019 My apologies for this, post number 12346 on this thread Dale 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacol Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) Currently stuck just outside Ramsgate, on the motionless 11:53 Margate to St. Pancras - the guard just announced over the tannoy: "Please bear with us while the driver re-boots the train..." I'm not sure if that means "kick it a second time" or "turn it off and on again..." We're under way again now.... Edited March 22, 2019 by Ray Von 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 22, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Ray Von said: Currently stuck just outside Ramsgate, on the motionless 11:53 Margate to St. Pancras - the guard just announced over the tannoy: "Please bear with us while the driver re-boots the train..." I'm not sure if that means "kick it a second time" or "turn it off and on again..." We're under way again now.... Takes a while to go around and kick all the tyres! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) That reminds me of the famous line from Oh, Mr Porter - "Just why do they tap the wheels?" Edited March 22, 2019 by Ray Von 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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