Things that make you :)

[J. S. Bach]

The cats pushed them all over the edge.

[The Johnster]

On 14/10/2021 at 16:38, bgman said:

 

Well, I rather like to see people enjoying themselves.  One does wonder what elemental forces are released if he ever has an *gasm, though (I can't help suspecting that he never has, and seriously needs to get laid..).

[The Johnster]

1 hour ago, Martin said:

Where are the elephants?

On top of Great A'Tuin the turtle of course, but where is Great A'Tuin?

 

After that it's turtles all the way down...

[Mark Saunders]

5 hours ago, kevinlms said:

Terry Pratchett was right this is Discworld and it’s been discovered!

[Ruffnut Thorston]

The Great A’Tuin is just out of the photo…

 

The Astronaut and Space Station are in the way!  

[Tim Dubya]

[manna]

G'Day Folks

 

 

[luckymucklebackit]

 

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from hospital charts)
1 . The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. 
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities!!

[manna]

G'Day Folks

 

 

[The Johnster]

On 18/10/2021 at 08:32, luckymucklebackit said:

 

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from hospital charts)
1 . The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. 
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities!!

No.10 is a pretty fair assessment of my current state,

[Hroth]

On 17/10/2021 at 18:29, The Johnster said:

On top of Great A'Tuin the turtle of course, but where is Great A'Tuin?

 

After that it's turtles all the way down...

 

Don't need more turtles, Great A'Tuin doesn't need to stand on things, she can swim.....

[jcredfer]

2 hours ago, The Johnster said:

No.10 is a pretty fair assessment of my current state,

 

Just No. 10, at 69.....    were the medics passing a compliment or encouragement?

 

[Tim Dubya]

[The Johnster]

2 hours ago, jcredfer said:

 

Just No. 10, at 69.....    were the medics passing a compliment or encouragement?

 

Not sure.  I had a examination from my GP the other day and asked him what the general prognosis was, and he said to try to get the deposit back from my holiday, told me to make sure all my library books were returned, and not to buy any more albums. He asked 'have you ever had these symptoms before?', and when I said I had, he said 'well, you've got them again, I wonder what they mean'...

 

Then he gave me a bottle of pills and told me I had to take on every day for the rest of my life.  'But there's only 3 in there'. I said.

[Dunsignalling]

A fresh outbreak of Blenkinsop's Disease has been reported.

 

This was announced earlier today by Dr Blenkinsop himself, who said, "oh Gawd, I've got it again". 

 

 

[manna]

G'Day Folks

 

 

[Hroth]

9 hours ago, Tim Dubya said:

 

Oooohhh... Want One!!!

 

Of course, its anatomically incorrect. Just two maxillae hinged together. The bottom one should represent the mandible, so you should either see the tongue, or at least the lingual fraenum. There are a couple of other errors, but I won't go into them...

 

Here endeth the lesson for today... 

 

[gr.king]

31 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

Oooohhh... Want One!!!

 

Of course, its anatomically incorrect. Just two maxillae hinged together. The bottom one should represent the mandible, so you should either see the tongue, or at least the lingual fraenum. There are a couple of other errors, but I won't go into them...

 

Here endeth the lesson for today... 

 

 

Barring those other errors, could the claim simply be that it is upside down? Its a good job there isn't more of the surrounding  structure, otherwise we might also be discussing the zygoma, the sphenoid and even supra-orbital notches / foramen.

Edited October 20, 2021 by gr.king
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[60021 Pen-y-Ghent]

4 minutes ago, gr.king said:

 

Barring those other errors, could the claim simply be that it is upside down? Its a good job there isn't more of thes urrounding  structure, otherwise we might also be discussing the zygoma, the sphenoid and even supra-orbital notches / foramen.

You might.

[melmerby]

2 hours ago, 60021 Pen-y-Ghent said:

You might.

I wont

[Rugd1022]

 

 

 

[Hroth]

3 hours ago, gr.king said:

 

Barring those other errors, could the claim simply be that it is upside down? Its a good job there isn't more of the surrounding  structure, otherwise we might also be discussing the zygoma, the sphenoid and even supra-orbital notches / foramen.

Gum contouring, the depth of the sulcus and the lack of mandibular splay tend to argue against it being upside down!

 

Still want one.

[melmerby]

58 minutes ago, Rugd1022 said:

 

 

 

 

Didn't replace "trains" with "cars" very well

 

Pity the lettering on the RAF one doesn't follow the contour

[J. S. Bach]

5 hours ago, Rugd1022 said:

I want the decal set in 1/48!

[J. S. Bach]

4 hours ago, melmerby said:

 ...snip... Pity the lettering on the RAF one doesn't follow the contour

Might be some optical distortion from the lens.