RMweb Premium John Besley Posted January 17, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 17, 2023 4 hours ago, 97406 said: Mr.Blue didn’t do so well! He's just been relieved of office 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Hroth said: He's either the most public-spirited one, OR his expense claim is being delivered in a van... Or he's the only IT-literate enough to do it online? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 5 hours ago, 97406 said: Mr.Blue didn’t do so well! Just the modeller expressing that nagging doubt that we all harbour..... ................... there has to be an honest MP, somewhere in all that number..... ..... ..... ... .. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Chrisr40 said: Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be IT: The top half of the glass is reserved for future expansion Me: Where's the bottle? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbedford Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) The barman has used the wrong sized glass - again. Edited January 17, 2023 by billbedford 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted January 18, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2023 Had this advert on RMWeb for some nice buffers: Didn't seem to have a cost so maybe name your own price................ . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 8 hours ago, melmerby said: Had this advert on RMWeb for some nice buffers: Didn't seem to have a cost so maybe name your own price................ . Its Hattons "Katie" again! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I thought a "frog juicer" was something like this - Until I discovered RMweb. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted January 18, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 18, 2023 18 hours ago, melmerby said: Had this advert on RMWeb for some nice buffers: Didn't seem to have a cost so maybe name your own price................ . Next you’ll be telling us the ad placement algorithm must have got it wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 18 hours ago, melmerby said: Had this advert on RMWeb for some nice buffers: Didn't seem to have a cost so maybe name your own price................ . Maybe, if you have to ask the price... you can't afford it. 🙈 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted January 18, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2023 Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey racoon! 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 19, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 19, 2023 Come on guys, could you think of anything worse? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted January 19, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 19, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Come on guys, could you think of anything worse? Nope. Having your nuts frozen to a rail, and not knowing when the next train is due, IS pretty bad in the grand scheme of things! Kev. Edited January 19, 2023 by SHMD 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 1 hour ago, kevinlms said: Come on guys, could you think of anything worse? Oh ok, if you must. Feeling the vibrations of an approaching train from behind, not knowing what will come first.... Happy now? 🤪 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted January 19, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 19, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-63952492 'Eden' and 'Morecambe'. Two words I didn't expect to see together. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, teaky said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-63952492 'Eden' and 'Morecambe'. Two words I didn't expect to see together. You need something to obstruct the view of the spreading mudflats of Morcambe Bay... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 1 hour ago, teaky said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-63952492 'Eden' and 'Morecambe'. Two words I didn't expect to see together. Is that another unfunny comedy duo? Bit cold outside. What were the two worst winters ever? Mike and Bernie! 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Is that another unfunny comedy duo? Bit cold outside. What were the two worst winters ever? Mike and Bernie! There's a BBC weather presenter who looks rather like Bernie Winters in his heyday.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 2 hours ago, SHMD said: Nope. Having your nuts frozen to a rail, and not knowing when the next train is due, IS pretty bad in the grand scheme of things! Kev. But how could someone get their dangly bits frozen to a rail anyway? Unless they totally misunderstood about hump shunting. 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted January 19, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 19, 2023 (edited) 19 hours ago, Chrisr40 said: He was definitely caught by the short and curries! curlies! Ruddy spellcheck Edited January 19, 2023 by Dunsignalling 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 20, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 20, 2023 11 hours ago, Hroth said: Oh ok, if you must. Feeling the vibrations of an approaching train from behind, not knowing what will come first.... Happy now? 🤪 Which allows the possibility of coming and going simultaneously... See what you've started? 😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 20, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, CameronL said: But how could someone get their dangly bits frozen to a rail anyway? Unless they totally misunderstood about hump shunting. Easy, they dangle them onto a frozen rail, and if they're dangling low enough, the feat can be achieved entirely accidentally. But, surely, they'd have to rest on the frozen rail for some time, like at least several seconds, to become 'attached' in this way, which induces a suspicion of deliberate action by the racoon, possibly he was trying to cool them down, in which case, kudos, li'l dude! Alternatively he could have been trying to initiate a sexual relationship with the rail; I'm not judging, whatever floats your wierd godless perverted hellbound sinner deviant boat, li'l dude! For some reason this put me in mind of Dewi Sant, Saint David, patron of Wales, who used to stand naked up to his neck for hours in freezing fast-running stream water to 'calm the demons of the flesh', no doubt egged on by the local girls. This leads me to two consequetive reactions, firstly, what an idiot, and secondly, up to his neck? For hours? What a guy!!! You get some odd stuff comes up sometimes relating to early christian saints. One of my favourites is Augustine of Hippo, who came out with two remarkable statements considering the moral standards he expected of his flock, firstly 'God grant me chastity, but not yet', and then the comment that losing sexual desire in his dotage was 'like being unchained from a maniac'. Again, what a guy!!! Edited January 20, 2023 by The Johnster 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted January 20, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 20, 2023 8 hours ago, The Johnster said: .... You get some odd stuff comes up sometimes relating to early christian saints. One of my favourites is Augustine of Hippo, who came out with two remarkable statements considering the moral standards he expected of his flock, firstly 'God grant me chastity, but not yet', and then the comment that losing sexual desire in his dotage was 'like being unchained from a maniac'. Again, what a guy!!! I've always thought that the careers master at the school attended by St. Augustine of Hippo hadn't really comprehended the natural aptitudes of his student! 😆 John 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 20, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 20, 2023 Does seem a bit like that, doesn’t it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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