Ozexpatriate Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: And is apparently still available although with changes to the recipe. Might be more effective for CoViD than drinking bleach. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted March 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21 8 hours ago, Ozexpatriate said: Might be more effective for CoViD than drinking bleach. Really? A good dose of bleach will kill off Covid, as it's host will also be dead!😁 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21 10 hours ago, melmerby said: I want some of this: I DON'T want any thank you! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21 11 hours ago, Tim Dubya said: I heard a bloke on radio telling how he got invited by his old school mate to dinner at his mothers place. He hadn't met the mother since school days and knew her quite well then, so accepted the invite. So fast forward to the dinner, except the men were 55 now. He was quite amazed that his mates mother cut up his steak for him, so another case of 'you never stop being a mum'! Of course he told all his other mates the story, when he saw them at the pub! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Ramblin Rich Posted March 21 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted March 21 21 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: I've seen them getting on trains before now. They sneak in the doors of the Merseyrail Electric units when they open. I'm sure this has been mentioned before, possibly from Australia, but anyway: Guy sitting on station bench with large bag of chips. Gains the interest of seagulls by occasionally throwing few on the platform. More and more seagulls gather, squabbling and squawking as more chips dropped. Train pulls in and doors open. As the door hustle signal starts, guy throws bag of chips through doorway. Gulls pile in as doors close. Train pulls off with squabbling seagulls on board. Guy gets up and strolls off platform. Evil genius 4 1 16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21 2 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: I'm sure this has been mentioned before, possibly from Australia, but anyway: Guy sitting on station bench with large bag of chips. Gains the interest of seagulls by occasionally throwing few on the platform. More and more seagulls gather, squabbling and squawking as more chips dropped. Train pulls in and doors open. As the door hustle signal starts, guy throws bag of chips through doorway. Gulls pile in as doors close. Train pulls off with squabbling seagulls on board. Guy gets up and strolls off platform. Evil genius I rated that as funny but I doubt the carriage cleaners would think so. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 2 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: I'm sure this has been mentioned before, possibly from Australia, but anyway: Guy sitting on station bench with large bag of chips. Gains the interest of seagulls by occasionally throwing few on the platform. More and more seagulls gather, squabbling and squawking as more chips dropped. Train pulls in and doors open. As the door hustle signal starts, guy throws bag of chips through doorway. Gulls pile in as doors close. Train pulls off with squabbling seagulls on board. Guy gets up and strolls off platform. Evil genius Nah. The seagulls around here are too busy bothering the druggies to be interested in chips.... https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/21/seagulls-high-on-spice-after-making-off-with-stashes-of-drugs-18819409/ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MartynJPearson Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 17 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Chloroform! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorodyne And is apparently still available although with changes to the recipe. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52817880 Seems quite practical that it cures both coughs and diarrhoea. Because let's fact it, if you have one, you certainly don't want the other. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John Besley Posted March 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 21 And the other thing to cure a sore throat is a skin full of Scrumpy.... as you defiantly don't want to cough after that.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22 9 hours ago, Tim Dubya said: Oi, where's the model railway - keep on topic! 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 22 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: I'm sure this has been mentioned before, possibly from Australia, but anyway: Guy sitting on station bench with large bag of chips. Gains the interest of seagulls by occasionally throwing few on the platform. More and more seagulls gather, squabbling and squawking as more chips dropped. Train pulls in and doors open. As the door hustle signal starts, guy throws bag of chips through doorway. Gulls pile in as doors close. Train pulls off with squabbling seagulls on board. Guy gets up and strolls off platform. Evil genius We need to see the video! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22 4 minutes ago, Tim Dubya said: The people in the building will be fainting in their droves! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 5 minutes ago, Tim Dubya said: Brave fart? 2 2 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sled Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 20 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Nah. The seagulls around here are too busy bothering the druggies to be interested in chips.... https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/21/seagulls-high-on-spice-after-making-off-with-stashes-of-drugs-18819409/ Gulls are very persistent in their search for food: in this case I take it no tern was left un-stoned ? Sorry, I just couldn't resist it! 1 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 22 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 22 (edited) Ye gads that's disturbing! I mean, it's obviously a forward pass... Edited March 22 by The Johnster 1 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 22 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 22 21 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: That mysterious disappearance from public life is now explained (allegedly)... 🎶 🎵'It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere I'm all alone, more or less'.🎶 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Actually true. ISTR he was an Italian mercenary who liked the conditions the Liechtensteiners had rather than the Austrians. 2 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Liechtenstein has been invaded by Switzerland on several occasions. By accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22 That is almost as odd as Iceland and New Zealand declaring war on each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 56 minutes ago, Tim Dubya said: Yes, you are.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I don't think it was actually a war, more guarding the border. There was quite a few small "wars" at the time where no shots were fired. All to do with small countries and states merging to form bigger ones like Germany and Italy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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