RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted December 12, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 12, 2012 http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ Possibly NSFW but very funny Andi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Has Brussels defrauded your pets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Could Health and Safety Ruin England? eh? Sounds too true. Best, Pete. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 Hornby DELAY ANNOUNCEMENT TO DEC 18TH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 i got.... "has brussels molested cliff richard?" and "do cyclists give the uk diabeties?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 DM saves Britain ... at least three times every week (well according to the online version it does) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious NSE Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 HAS TWITTER MADE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY IMPOTENT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 4630 Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 I got: HAVE FOXES MADE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES IMPOTENT Quite a believable headline from the DM I thought ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 What, nothing yet about X may give you/cure cancer? Last time I saw it, it was a bit "attention deficit" in its page layout: EU one-parent fox families cause cancer. Oh look, an airbrushed actress! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 There Online vesion is the most read media website in the world....so I read somewhere Probably in the DM online version? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 Pope Elopes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggy1165 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 FALL IN HOUSE PRICES CAUSES CANCER IN MIDDLE-CLASSES. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 CHILDREN'S FURY AS ANDY Y TAKES DAY OFF FOR CHRISTMAS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 WAR IN SYRIA - BORDER AGENCY NOT READY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 "Have Lesbians Had Sex with Common Sense and Decency" Ooohhh Errr!!!! And it wouldn't surprise me if they were. "Is binge drinking Impregnating Middle Britain?" - in a few cases it probably has been a contributory factor! I could have hours of fun with this!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointstaken Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Looking at the press generally, I'm reminded of that immortal line from the local rag reporter in ITV's "Frost" detective series - "Why let the facts get in the way of a good story ?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 "Will teenage sex give your pension Swine Flu?" My computer's struggling to cope with these - PC gone mad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyB Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Oh, no. After just 2 refreshes I found myself shouting "YES!!!" at the screen. I'll buy a copy of the Guardian in penance. Andy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 4630 Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 13, 2012 Idling away a lunchtime I've just got; WILL FACEBOOK RUIN BRITISH JUSTICE? Some of these headlines could be getting spookily accurate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Sam Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I got COULD THE UNEMPLOYED DEVALUE THE QUEEN? Well could they??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bayford Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 COULD TEENAGE SEX DEVALUE TAXPAYERS? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachmann Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Unwanted pregnancies...Loophole to be closed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 45156 Posted December 13, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 13, 2012 I've had lots of odd ones but thought that a Daily Express DIY headline kit might also be amusing so KILLER RAIN/SNOW/WINDS/ICE TO LASH/DELUGE/THREATEN/PARALYSE BRITAIN AS A BAD WEATHER SYSTEM/FRONT/STORM RUSHES IN FROM THE ARCTIC/RUSSIA/THE ATLANTIC EXPECTED TO BE THE WORST/COLDEST/WETTEST FOR TEN YEARS/FIFTY YEARS/A CENTURY/SINCE RECORDS BEGAN STOCKS OF GRIT/SANDBAGS/GAS ARE NOT EXPECTED TO BE SUFFICIENT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debs. Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 "COULD THE BBC TURN BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Japan Nukes China, Millions of Railway Modellers rendered Impotent Best, Pete. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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