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A Place In The Sun. Check it out. Even tweer than Family Bathrooms would you believe.

 

Today, Mr and Mrs Sunraylotion, retired and loaded are shown a 58 bedroomed Spanish villa overlooking a sink hole full of British drunks.

 

"Ah look Cyril " beamed a road map of a face scorched by the sun and bloated with Botox "It's even got a rockery, how spiffling !"

 

"That " pointed out the  tits, teeth and hips collectively known as the programme presenter  " Is the Pyrenees but you could put in an offer "

 

And, of course, they did.

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When 'a small seaside hotel' was mentioned, I thought we were going to be treated to a recreation of Basil's domain. And when Stubby mentioned bathroom windows, I was all agog for references to Australians, psychiatrists and deaf Scotswomen... Perhaps we should hold a whip-round for Allan to subscribe to Gold so he wouldn't be tormented by the drivel that's on 'lifestyle' channels? 

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 Told ya I'd build an extension didn't I !

 

Found a new way - quite by accident but well planned of course ! - of how to really stress up roof tiles. Whilst the PVA sealing coat is still wet stick it in the microwave on warm setting for three or four minutes and you get what you see here.

 

Just don't tell Robinson.

 

Cheers.

 

Allan.  

 

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With my luck, 3 -4 mins under the microwave would have a molten mess of plastic, and me running for my life with the other half in hot pursuit. I wouldn't have time to model anymore as my head would be always turned to watch my back! :)

 

Khris

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Station build progress to day.

 

Wifey went flying over the footstool yesterday in dramatic fashion taking out her hip, side, shoulder, head and wrist. Now I can only model between mollycodling her  which inluded galvanising breakfast, carbonising lunch and now dinner and, even as we very speak, flames are leaping out of the kitchen beyond all expectations of the gas board ! 

 

Cheers

 

Allan.

 

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Sorry to hear that and hope she is well.  Mind you, could be worse; when the Memsahib pulled a similar stunt, she broke a George III tilt-top occasional table.  Now it's not even a table occasionally.

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Got the first bollocking today so the missus is well on the mend.

 

Anyway, here's slow progress on the new station build. Should have it finished tomorrow - providing the missus stays upright !

 

Cheers

 

Allan and thank you one and all from wifey for your concern. Much appreciated guys.

 

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