Jinty3f Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I rather liked the nonchalant comment of William Shakespeare, the second person to receive the vaccine this week. When asked if it was worth all the fuss and waiting, he replied,”It’s Much Ado about Nothing.” I bet he has a whole repertoire of similar answers developed during his 80+ years of life. 4 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, leopardml2341 said: Whilst we're on the subject of Shakespeare..... 2B OR NOT 2B is the question; asked Shakespeare? FF is the answer said the computer programmer Just tried working out, even though it should've been obvious without working it out, grr. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Hroth said: as he rummaged through his pencil case.... I would tell the joke about the broken pencil but there isn,t any point to it. 3 1 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, rocor said: "You're barred" said the grammar nazi. "You're barred," said the punctuation nazi. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Budgie said: "You're barred," said the punctuation nazi. Touché! Remarked the smart @rse bystander Edited December 9, 2020 by leopardml2341 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, simontaylor484 said: I would tell the joke about the broken pencil but there isn,t any point to it. That must have been the one the constipated mathematician used when he worked it out. Bernard 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Sexist. Mike. Point of order m'lud, the sexist was "Sid". 1 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Apologies for my previous joke if it offended, perhaps a bit close to the edge, removed by mods. Anyway, Brit15 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 What swings through the cake shop and yodels? Tarzipan. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Should I make a sodium joke? Na... 1 1 4 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 2 3 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I got my friend’s kids a jigsaw for Christmas, wasn’t that lovely? I rung him up other day to ask if they enjoyed it. ”Dunno yet, they’re still in hospital having their fingers stuck back on!” 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 3 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I hope this link works <https://www.facebook.com/theulsterfry/videos/180703533771949/?hc_ref=ARTx4nN8af1ZKS0wq3z3vhfEUQBaoTotmdZ9boxXhED962GeGYVRx0fL09WIiyKw5AI&fref=nf&__xts__[0]=68.ARCQ0eZadMRN3Y9mXMA6J-fzJuoxPCTPKu8y8n9y1tPHSjCLHzS7P7q-LKxBl6Wcpxn8H_qp-6vLnPp4BpAdPo2id3INgJjzuyh-PR5_Vt6vmx1-EgwEJqw6oexm4h0u53TtmC8EQUdgRNY1fnh2JB7qg4GzJEjo_qoO_VfZft4a06cjHYN6FjxXAMWvbIItHeOdhvj8RPByS1xROkT1r32botWTNkGsLdZNMFakr2nNju06PQNl7_237oSgL_VtT-L73q28382f3lRkbR3isvC_O6nQdOrpEHZExx6onA6ODTXTW7M8jcgK21kR5WCdGh9408quSJZhZyf4CQ&__tn__=kC-R> 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 12 hours ago, newbryford said: William Shakespeare walked into a bar. He was asked to leave and questioned why. To which the Landlord replied: "You're Bard" Was that before or after he had his Covid jab? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Geevor Clayton Loco said: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. whats got four legs and flys ? . . . . . . a dead dog 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leopardml2341 Posted December 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2020 (edited) Not* racist, religious or sexist....... * I checked dictionary definitions of the terms Edited December 10, 2020 by leopardml2341 3 1 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 2 hours ago, leopardml2341 said: Not* racist, religious or sexist....... * I checked dictionary definitions of the terms Wouldn't be surprised if a Roche lawyer was along soon demanding that it is removed, not a company that is known for its sense of humour (i.e. they don't take their own tablets) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 (edited) steve IT’S CHRISTMASAAAAASSS! Edited December 10, 2020 by steve1 1 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 I assume that’s a Noddy holder!? 5 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 2 hours ago, leopardml2341 said: Not* racist, religious or sexist....... * I checked dictionary definitions of the terms Is it a suppository? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 1 minute ago, KeithMacdonald said: Is it a suppository? In Italy, it's what's known as an innuendo. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talltim Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 (edited) When you run out of overhead and don't want anyone to know Edited December 10, 2020 by Talltim 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 (edited) Person walks into a bar and shouts: "*$^£*%^((£* - that hurt" Edited December 10, 2020 by leopardml2341 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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