Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrgghh! 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 I'm really looking for'ard to 19th September - International Talk Like a Pirate Day! 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 What do Penguins wear to the beach? . . . . . . . . . . . . Flipper-flops Hat, coat, exit! 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Wrappers? 1 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Abel Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 A pirate walks into a bar; Barman: So if you're a pirate, where are your buccaneers? Pirate: Under me buckin' 'at! Ba boom 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Thtop thaf Theagull! THTOP IT! 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Thtop thaf Theagull! THTOP IT! I suspect a bit of photo manipulation here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baby Deltic Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, J. S. Bach said: I suspect a bit of photo manipulation here. I think tho thoo! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Is this to weigh two armadillo's.. 2 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 45 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: I suspect a bit of photo manipulation here. Juvenile Herring Gulls will eat ANYTHING... But yes, and who cares? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Chris116 said: What do Penguins wear to the beach? . . . . . . . . . . . . Flipper-flops Hat, coat, exit! The quality (if that's the word) of the jokes on Penguin wrappers has declined in recent years, though if you had told me that was going to happen a decade ago, I wouldn't have believed it possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: The quality (if that's the word) of the jokes on Penguin wrappers has declined in recent years, though if you had told me that was going to happen a decade ago, I wouldn't have believed it possible. You will be sorry to hear that the "joke" came from the first of a pack of eight so there could be seven more "jokes" of a similar nature! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Chris116 said: You will be sorry to hear that the "joke" came from the first of a pack of eight so there could be seven more "jokes" of a similar nature! You needn't bother, I've been through them all multiple times - when "going to school" was a thing they were a staple of packed lunches. This year's Christmas crackers were a box of a dozen left over from last year - the jokes in those hadn't matured with keeping. Edited January 18, 2021 by Compound2632 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 What did the pirate say after his heart attack? Arrrrrr me heartie's not working proper. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: Is this to weigh two armadillo's.. Ah, a certain Dime Bar advert comes to mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 21 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: You needn't bother, I've been through them all multiple times - when "going to school" was a thing they were a staple of packed lunches. This year's Christmas crackers were a box of a dozen left over from last year - the jokes in those hadn't matured with keeping. Some of our readers may have missed one of them and I would hate them to be deprived! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 18, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Chris116 said: Some of our readers may have missed one of them and I would hate them to be deprived! You are doing a service to humanity. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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