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6 hours ago, BR60103 said:

 

Q: Is there a 4-digit number that isn't a locomotive? (excluding those starting with 0)

 

The Irish Rail A class all had numbers beginning with 0, being numbered 001 to 060

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3 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

 

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who was staring at that for quite a while wondering what on earth the joke was! One of those bang the head against the wall moment!

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Wow, we made it through to page 667! 
 

Loco numbers…
 

B.R. 4 digit Loco numbers are mainly the ex GWR types….

 

Pre nationalisation, and pre grouping, all the separate companies had their own number ranges, and yes, some companies ran duplicate lists of superannuated locomotives, including numbers having 0 added as a prefix, so that their original numbers could be reissued to new build locos.

 

Shed codes can be used as part of passwords…but are only a maximum of 3 characters I believe? But one is a letter….;)

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2 hours ago, Reorte said:

Please tell me I'm not the only one who was staring at that for quite a while wondering what on earth the joke was! One of those bang the head against the wall moment!

 

Maybe you were the only one lol :)

 

Hope your head is better soon.  ;)

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20 hours ago, BR60103 said:

 

 

Q: Is there a 4-digit number that isn't a locomotive? (excluding those starting with 0)

 

 

14 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said:

 

The Irish Rail A class all had numbers beginning with 0, being numbered 001 to 060

 

Errrrrmmm.

001-060 is three digits...............................

 

;)

 

 

 

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A Russian spy  was sent to check how strong the Swedish military was. He found the airforce and army to be very good, but he scanned de Navy an it wasn't a threat.

 

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58 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said:

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Old Mike Harding jokes about strangeways hotel

 

The hangman and the condemned man are walking out to the scaffold in pouring rain. 

Condemned man "They could have picked a better day for it"

Hangman " Your lucky, I have to walk back in this"

 

or

 

Old lag to new cell mate "how long are you in for?"

"Three days"

"Three days! you jammy basket, how did you manage that?"

"They hang me on Thursday"

 

 

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