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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 31, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Porkscratching said: Darth Vader lives! Just imagine some of the famous quotes if David Prowse been allowed to voice the part instead of it being overdubbed by James Earl Jones, that lovely Bristol drawl saying 'oi be yor faaather, Luke', 'the farce be strang in this'un', or 'prepare moi death staaarrr'. It's about as likely as the Millenium Falcan, the ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, being built in Pembroke Dock. Actualy, it was... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 7 hours ago, Ian J. said: "Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves." Russian women are a sophisticated means of people trafficking. As inside every Russian woman is another, and another, and another...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: Darth Vader lives! Just imagine some of the famous quotes if David Prowse been allowed to voice the part instead of it being overdubbed by James Earl Jones, that lovely Bristol drawl saying 'oi be yor faaather, Luke', 'the farce be strang in this'un', or 'prepare moi death staaarrr'. It's about as likely as the Millenium Falcan, the ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, being built in Pembroke Dock. Actualy, it was... When we first saw Star Wars we were convinced he was black. And I don't just mean his suit. That's why when we heard the rumours about him being Luke's father beforehand we didn't believe it! But it is well known that the original actor and voice was supposed to be Orson Welles. Loads of reasons why it didn't happen, some a bit more believable than others. Things such as asking for too much money or wanting more input in the direction I don't quite believe as he was always supportive of upcoming movie makers and artists. He was certainly tall enough and would have been about the right age group. The Darth Vader played by Sebastian Shaw in Return Of The Jedi isn't exactly a spring chicken being 77 at the time..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Shaw_(actor) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 31, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 31, 2022 7 hours ago, The Johnster said: Just imagine some of the famous quotes if David Prowse been allowed to voice the part instead of it being overdubbed by James Earl Jones You don't have to imagine it.... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Eh? I thought it was Eddie Izzard 1 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Well, if we're starting a Poets' Corner - THE DAY THE HEDGEHOG MOVED IN The hedgehog arrived about four days ago And straightaway settled in. First he hung all his pictures on the wall. Each one with a really big pin. He put up some shelves with rawlplugs and screws Where his cactus collection was stored. Then for a rest he played darts for a bit But I think he kept missing the board. Later on he invited his girlfriend around. And to show her his love and delight He started a session of unbridled passion. They rolled around half the night! Now I’ll tell the truth of the hedgehog And I’ll wince at your giggles and smiles. You see there really wasn’t a hedgehog at all. That’s just how it feels when you’ve got piles. 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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