RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted December 10, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 10, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Indeed. The transformation from stage 3 to stage 4 is - wait for it - stag-ering! Oh deer Edited December 10, 2022 by Vistisen 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted December 10, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 10, 2022 Someone needs to lay down deer. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted December 10, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 10, 2022 35 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Someone needs to lay down deer. No more puns please. Let this lie fallow. i moose stop this. 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, Vistisen said: No more puns please. Let this lie fallow. i moose stop this. Yeah, before "elk and safety" get involved.... 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted December 10, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, 33C said: Yeah, before "elk and safety" get involved.... Roe the day that happens 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 People aren't en-deer-ing themselves with jokes like that. Others might even not fallow the thread anymore. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted December 11, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 11, 2022 When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm the owner of the place launched a daring proposal. Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 Thousand pounds. Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles. With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced; -We have a brave winner. After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said; -I didn't jump, someone pushed me! His wife smiled ... Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him." 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold 30851 Posted December 11, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 11, 2022 10 hours ago, kevinlms said: When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm the owner of the place launched a daring proposal. Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 Thousand pounds. Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles. With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced; -We have a brave winner. After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said; -I didn't jump, someone pushed me! His wife smiled ... Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him." Reminds me of how they filmed the Live and Let Die crocodile escape scene - it was done for real by the owner of the Crocodile farm. What is more he didn't get it right first time or second or.... see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDeUzB12ln8 for all his attempts. Rob 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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33C Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 On 11/12/2022 at 10:40, CameronL said: People aren't en-deer-ing themselves with jokes like that. Others might even not fallow the thread anymore. I'm stag gered...... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted December 12, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, 33C said: I'm stag gered...... Full circle! On 10/12/2022 at 17:11, Compound2632 said: Indeed. The transformation from stage 3 to stage 4 is - wait for it - stag-ering! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Just now, Compound2632 said: Full circle! Ta-da! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 13, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Thorness said: You never know what you might see on the New York subway! 🙀 Edited December 14, 2022 by J. S. Bach To do a typo correction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, exmoordave said: I was attacked by a mime artist yesterday. The swine did things to me that were unspeakable...... If attacked by street entertainers always go for the juggler..... 1 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted December 14, 2022 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2022 Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty." Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing. "Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!" Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!" They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!" 2 1 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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