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RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted April 28, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 28, 2023 I went shopping this week. Whilst loading up the car, two extremely attractive young ladies approached me, and engaged in rather salacious conversation. When they departed, I discovered I had lost my wallet, car keys & phone..... I'm not complaining; I'm just hoping they are still there next Thursday.... 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hibelroad Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Similar to the story above, but the way I remember it Last Monday I was sat in B&Q car park when the passenger door opened and an attractive young blonde jumped in and started to interfere with me. After a while she left without a word and I noticed that my wallet was missing. Out of curiosity I went back the following night and the same thing happened. It happened again on Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday but I think Friday must be her night off. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 3 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Do we have any modellers called Jerry in the house? Looks like a major boob there... 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post 2750Papyrus Posted April 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2023 A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet, said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?" 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 On 01/05/2023 at 11:55, Thorness said: RSVP Rejected sentence; Vampire perplexed. 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thorness Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 My local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It’s an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted May 4, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 4, 2023 Ironic that the one in camouflage sticks out like a sore thumb... That one on the left, just under the corner of the information panel, looks about 12 years old! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NIK Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 First Lady Jill Biden has just arrived at Westminster Abbey - an edifice almost as old as her husband. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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