NIK Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I tried to buy a Ford car in an auction but I lost my focus. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver? Tootancomeout... Byeee! SLAM!! 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Why can't penguins play football? Because there's snowball! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 8 hours ago, NIK said: I tried to buy a Ford car in an auction but I lost my focus. How long did it take you to hatch that one? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 About fordy seconds, I'd say. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 14 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 14 I tried to be a comedian but it was all a bit of a joke. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 3 hours ago, DavidB-AU said: How long did it take you to hatch that one? Tim Vine and the rest of the pun club wanted to boot me out. I sneaked back in wearing a bonnet. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium uax6 Posted February 14 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 14 12 hours ago, Kylestrome said: I tried to be a comedian but it was all a bit of a joke. I think one of the best jokes of all time is Bob Monkhouse's : 'When I told my family I wanted to be a comedian they laughed.....they're not laughing now!' Up there with: What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone Andy G 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Ken Dodd said "my shows are educational, after 4 hours you'll come out and say 'well that taught me a lesson'" 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 What cheese can tempt a Grizzly out of a cave? Camembert. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted February 15 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: What cheese can tempt a Grizzly out of a cave? Camembert. Well if we're doing the cheesy cheese puns... What cheese can be used to disguise a horse? Mascarpone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted February 15 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15 13 hours ago, uax6 said: Up there with: What cheese do you use to hide a horse? 1 hour ago, Reorte said: Well if we're doing the cheesy cheese puns... What cheese can be used to disguise a horse? Mascarpone! Snap! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted February 15 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15 Well that's bad form from me! I'll blame getting up rather earlier than normal today! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 15 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15 I once thought of being a plumber but it was only a pipe-dream. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted February 15 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 15 How does a Welshman eat his cheese? Caerphilly Andi 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 8 hours ago, NIK said: Ken Dodd said "my shows are educational, after 4 hours you'll come out and say 'well that taught me a lesson'" Four hours! Were people being let out early for good behaviour? 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Four hours! Were people being let out early for good behaviour? Only soft southerners. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted February 15 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 15 49 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Four hours! Were people being let out early for good behaviour? Once you've missed the last bus, you might as well hang on for the first one... 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 11 hours ago, Reorte said: Well if we're doing the cheesy cheese puns What engines pull the cheese trains on Indian railways? Paneer tanks. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 What cheese doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 (edited) If Camembert is the answer what is the question? (just thought I would find a Mock the week way to tell the joke that is appearing more often than a repeat on Dave...) Edited February 15 by Titan 2 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 15 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15 Well there was a railroad here called the Chessie System, some called it the Cheesy System. It is now CSX; sometimes called the Chicken Something Express! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Here's a blast from the past! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 9 hours ago, Titan said: If Camembert is the answer what is the question? (just thought I would find a Mock the week way to tell the joke that is appearing more often than a repeat on Dave...) To brie, or not to brie? 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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