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6 hours ago, NIK said:

After a fossil forest is found near Butlin's in Minehead, the worlds oldest fossil is found sitting in a deckchair in Bognor.

 

Doesn't surprise me, the last words of Geoge V were alleged to be "Bu@ger Bognor"...

 

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1 hour ago, Hroth said:

 

Doesn't surprise me, the last words of Geoge V were alleged to be "Bu@ger Bognor"...

 

Isn't Burger Bognor the opposite end of the prom to Burger King?.

 

 

Also talking of Geoges didn't the Prince Regent eat so much he became Gorge the 4th?.

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7 hours ago, NIK said:

After a fossil forest is found near Butlin's in Minehead, the worlds oldest fossil is found sitting in a deckchair in Bognor.

 

1 hour ago, Hroth said:

Doesn't surprise me, the last words of Geoge V were alleged to be "Bu@ger Bognor"...

 

Bognor and Minehead?

So easily confused.

For a better connection, please can we have a picture of 6000 King George V visiting Minehead on the West Somerset Railway?

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Just now, KeithMacdonald said:

 

 

Bognor and Minehead?

So easily confused.

For a better connection, please can we have a picture of 6000 King George V visiting Minehead on the West Somerset Railway?

I think there was only 1 King George V not 6000.🙂

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32 minutes ago, NIK said:

I think there was only 1 King George V not 6000.🙂

 

Quite right! Given the size of the man, I'd be surprised if you could get more than 60 inside the boiler of this thing.

 

King Class No 6000 King George v

 

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7 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

Quite right! Given the size of the man, I'd be surprised if you could get more than 60 inside the boiler of this thing.

 

King Class No 6000 King George v

 

 

Do not ask for who the bell tolls, it tolls for thee....

 

Though if you can hear your own passing bell, it means that someone is being a bit premature!

 

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Pathetic Theft Auto

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Tom Clancy’s Splinter Injury

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