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A bit of dialogue from an early episode of the TV series Minder.

 

Prison has changed a lot you know, now you can do degrees with the open university, Harry did one in psychology, he’s still at the thieving but now he understands why he does it. 

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A young man was attending the selection board for a rather prestigious and high-profile job. The nature of the job required him to have a psychiatric evaluation.

 

The psychiatrist was rather old-school, and a great believer in the Rorschach Inkblot Test. He sat the young man down, showed him the first abstract image and asked him what he thought it was.

 

"That's easy," the young man replied. "It's two people having sex."

 

The psychiatrist couldn't see it himself, but he reminded himself that the test was about personal perception. He showed the young man the next card.

 

"Two people having sex again," came the reply. The third and fourth cards were met with the same answer.

 

The psychiatrist pressed on. Every card got the same answer (although at number 8 the young man did say that there was also a sheep involved).

 

All ten cards showed, the psychiatrist put them down and said: "I don't normally discuss tests with the subjects until I have a chance to evaluate the results, but I have to say, young man, that you seem to be totally obsessed with sex."

 

The young man looked horrified. "Me obsessed with sex?" he replied. "You're the one who's showing all the dirty pictures!"

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2 hours ago, Welchester said:

 

Blorenge? Sporange?

 

Blorenge is just a bloke trying to buy a ticket to Nottingham saying what his favourite colour is!

 

 

 

 

Fun Fact.

 

Blorenge has an railway connection. The horse that A1 60135 Foxhunter was named after is buried there. More famous as a showjumper than a racehorse.

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53 minutes ago, AndrueC said:

Isn't that basically the history of the Coronation Class?

 

Reminds me of the streamlined B17s for East Anglian services....

 

Apparently Hornby are going to produce a model!

https://uk.Hornby.com/products/lner-class-b175-4-6-0-2859-east-anglian-era-3-r30136

 

 

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16 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said:

Back to the choice of the weevils; I would have gone for the largest one. After all, it is the freshest meat on the ship! 😉

Weevil been there......

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5 hours ago, J. S. Bach said:

Back to the choice of the weevils; I would have gone for the largest one. After all, it is the freshest meat on the ship! 😉

 

Oh, come on now, surely that nice plump cabin boy is fresher...

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