Steamport Southport Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, kevinlms said: But which is worse, finding out than an apple you are eating has a worm in it, or finding it has half a worm in it? Not as bad as finding no worm in your mezcal! Not a fan of mezcal or tequila to be honest. It always ends up messy...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 I'm a Professor of Philosophy, but what do I know?. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 19 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Not a fan of mezcal or tequila to be honest. It always ends up messy...... One tequila Two tequilas Three tequilas Floor..... 🙃 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibelroad Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 A bit of dialogue from an early episode of the TV series Minder. Prison has changed a lot you know, now you can do degrees with the open university, Harry did one in psychology, he’s still at the thieving but now he understands why he does it. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 1, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 1, 2023 As in 'why do you rob banks?' 'because that's where they keep the money'. Absolute and irrefutable logic. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face..... 2 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tim123 Posted November 1, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 1, 2023 1 2 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 hours ago, exmoordave said: My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face..... Now I'm a believer? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 After mice are released at a Birmingham McDonalds a takeaway on the site of the old Southampton Ford Transit factory offers Rat Au Van. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 13 hours ago, PhilJ W said: One of the stories in Sammy The Shunter ISTR! 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyC Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 (edited) 15 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Sometimes reality is just as strange. One of the Darjeeling Himalayan 'B' class was fitted with a streamline casing in 1942. https://artsandculture.google.com/story/lQXRoOysHeP3Lg (scroll down to the 8th, 9th & 10th photos) Edited November 2, 2023 by JeremyC 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 17 hours ago, Tim123 said: It is strange bearing in mind the range of words that rhyme with Orange. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted November 2, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Titan said: It is strange bearing in mind the range of words that rhyme with Orange. Blorenge? Sporange? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted November 2, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 2, 2023 lozenge Kev. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Titan said: It is strange bearing in mind the range of words that rhyme with Orange. Stonehenge.... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 A young man was attending the selection board for a rather prestigious and high-profile job. The nature of the job required him to have a psychiatric evaluation. The psychiatrist was rather old-school, and a great believer in the Rorschach Inkblot Test. He sat the young man down, showed him the first abstract image and asked him what he thought it was. "That's easy," the young man replied. "It's two people having sex." The psychiatrist couldn't see it himself, but he reminded himself that the test was about personal perception. He showed the young man the next card. "Two people having sex again," came the reply. The third and fourth cards were met with the same answer. The psychiatrist pressed on. Every card got the same answer (although at number 8 the young man did say that there was also a sheep involved). All ten cards showed, the psychiatrist put them down and said: "I don't normally discuss tests with the subjects until I have a chance to evaluate the results, but I have to say, young man, that you seem to be totally obsessed with sex." The young man looked horrified. "Me obsessed with sex?" he replied. "You're the one who's showing all the dirty pictures!" 2 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back........ Sorry...... 1 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Welchester said: Blorenge? Sporange? Blorenge is just a bloke trying to buy a ticket to Nottingham saying what his favourite colour is! Fun Fact. Blorenge has an railway connection. The horse that A1 60135 Foxhunter was named after is buried there. More famous as a showjumper than a racehorse. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted November 2, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 2, 2023 19 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Isn't that basically the history of the Coronation Class? 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 (edited) 53 minutes ago, AndrueC said: Isn't that basically the history of the Coronation Class? Reminds me of the streamlined B17s for East Anglian services.... Apparently Hornby are going to produce a model! https://uk.Hornby.com/products/lner-class-b175-4-6-0-2859-east-anglian-era-3-r30136 Edited November 2, 2023 by Hroth Extra! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted November 2, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 2, 2023 Back to the choice of the weevils; I would have gone for the largest one. After all, it is the freshest meat on the ship! 😉 1 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 16 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Back to the choice of the weevils; I would have gone for the largest one. After all, it is the freshest meat on the ship! 😉 Weevil been there...... 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 3, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 3, 2023 5 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Back to the choice of the weevils; I would have gone for the largest one. After all, it is the freshest meat on the ship! 😉 Oh, come on now, surely that nice plump cabin boy is fresher... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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