SHMD

Talking to you through the language of SQL errors...?

I'm Getting a LOT of SQLs at the mo, but no, it's HorseTan in the Gallery

Yes!

'Cadblurys' counterfeit confectionery: have they no shame! :-)

m&m's dont have the tube that you can smack so the end flies off

Smarties are way better than straight chocolate M&M's - where M&M pick up is their peanut ones - and in the USA almond and coconut too (the coconut are DEEEELISH!!!)! And unfortunately micheal delamar, the only have the real smarties tube at Christmas with the big tubes (which even at 45 I get cranky about not getting from Santa!!!) LOL!!

And out of the other window was a 757, with your luggage aboard !

Not mine. Possibly theirs, but not mine!

Chinese quality control?

Oxymoron there, surely?

Poor design - The plastic wheels are free to rub against the plastic case. Heavy box, long walk to the hotel and during the lift, (20 floors), the two fused together.

Yes, I thought that too!!! Still, the weekend is a day closer than we thought

Normally yes but I have a full days work tomorrow and then another travelling so I will now arrive home Saturday - one day later than I thought!

"Down With This Type Of Thing!"

I tried to translate "QianJin" but could only come up with Tying Knots or 1000 Pieces of Gold...

It was meant to mean "March Forward".

I can see the relevance - as in the Long March and the National Anthem.

5 of my classmates are doing time for armed robbery, I don't think it will be that one some how!

The only thing they got wrong, Boris, was that they got caught.

Now that IS what you would call “extra curricular activity”!

Travelling around various universties fixing XPS instruments.

I wonder if Ryanair are going to expand into China...

Horsetan - No thanks, the low-end is already well catered for here already!

We had some in Paris at Christmas, they were so good too.

Your Air Miles total must be stratospheric :-O

536,000+ with one airline alone - and they are all useless!

Better than those hair-waxing strips; "what a rip-off!" :-)

Really Debs? I thought they were quite a-peeling.

Maybe not a product to wax lyrical about then, Debs.

Say hello to Bo Xilai for me whilst you're at it. & his lovely (not) wife....

I may have seen him! Is he short-ish with black hair and .....

Oops. Can someone call the Foreign & Commonwealth Office? Think there may be another diplomatic incident here.

Should of paid the fuel subsidy

Did quite a bit of storm avoidance, on the trip down to guangzhou. I'm not paying for that lot!

A300... blimey! That's a old un... or was it a -600?

will it taste good with Marmite?

Do tell whether the "numb" bit referred to the flavour or your tongue after consumption!

I think the "Numb" bit refers to the consumer for purchasing the product. Eminently forgettable.

I once tried some shrimp-flavoured crisps. Disgusting...

Wait 'til you see the bill :-(

Ah! Came into the room with warm/cheap outside beer, had a tin of the cold mini-Bar beer, then replaced cold beer with warm beer! Jobs-a-good-un!

Andy C, Yep took a while but i,ve been doing exactly that. Incidentely, the amount shown does vary!

Now funilly enough its perfectly OK on my laptop at work, but not on my PC at home!

Yes me too. But seems only to happen on I.E. Occasionally the full menu come but mostly not! I click on avatar and get to 'profile' page that way.

Firefox includes a spell-checker, which works on all web sites as you type. Just install the British Dictionary add-on.

No, install the Welsh dictionary and give us all a llaff

I think I might try that - thanks Martin.

"Thus" quoth your querulous, quote-quotient! :-)

I had to look that one up and i stll don't know what it all means - except that it will be up to your usual standard! ;-)

I`ll quit, quickly! :-)